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Kirk Cousins, seen here staring uncomprehendingly at The Distraction logo after a loss to the 49ers.

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The Good, The Bad, And The Cousins, With Kalyn Kahler

<p>Columnist. Author of many <a href="https://www.amazon.com/Drew-Magary/e/B001JS8R52/ref=dp_byline_cont_pop_book_1">fine works of literature</a>, including <em>Point B</em>. Handsomest man in the world.</p>


Drew Magary

Why Your Team Sucks

Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Minnesota Vikings

Maxx Crosby #98 of the Las Vegas Raiders and AFC sacks Kirk Cousins #8 of the Minnesota Vikings and NFC as Matthew Judon #9 of the New England Patriots and AFC defends in the second quarter of the 2022 NFL Pro Bowl at Allegiant Stadium on February 06, 2022 in Las Vegas, Nevada.

If The Vikings Don’t Trade Kirk Cousins I Will Fucking Die

Kalyn Kahler

The Vikings’ Defense Specializes In Blowing It At The Worst Possible Time

Tom Ley

Kirk Cousins Sucks

The Bathrooms Of America, And Other Vacation Delights

Lauren Theisen

Kirk Cousins #8 of the Minnesota Vikings scores a fourth-quarter touchdown

Kirk Cousins And Matthew Stafford Delivered Some Great Performances When Their Teams Needed Them Least

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