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Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2024: Atlanta Falcons
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Drew Magary
August 1, 2024
NFL
It Usually Takes A Little Longer Than This To Realize You Don’t Want Kirk Cousins
220
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Tom Ley
April 26, 2024
Remind Everyone That Your Team Sucks
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NFL
KirkWatch: I AM FREE
364
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Drew Magary
March 11, 2024
NFL
KirkWatch: America Holds Its Breath
139
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Drew Magary
March 5, 2024
NFL
Kirk Cousins Has To Go
401
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Drew Magary
January 12, 2024
Jamboroo
The End Of Kirk Cousins
363
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Drew Magary
November 2, 2023
NFL
The Vikings Forgot How To Be Clutch
105
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Lauren Theisen
September 25, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Minnesota Vikings
381
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Drew Magary
August 25, 2023
Podcasts
The Good, The Bad, And The Cousins, With Kalyn Kahler
35
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David Roth
September 8, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Minnesota Vikings
369
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Drew Magary
August 17, 2022
NFL
If The Vikings Don’t Trade Kirk Cousins I Will Fucking Die
238
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Drew Magary
March 1, 2022
NFL
The Vikings’ Defense Specializes In Blowing It At The Worst Possible Time
75
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Kalyn Kahler
December 9, 2021
NFL
Kirk Cousins Sucks
319
Comments
Tom Ley
August 6, 2021
Podcasts
The Bathrooms Of America, And Other Vacation Delights
74
Comments
David Roth
August 5, 2021
NFL
Kirk Cousins And Matthew Stafford Delivered Some Great Performances When Their Teams Needed Them Least
53
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Lauren Theisen
January 3, 2021