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Ray Ratto
May 30, 2024
MLB
MLB’s New Uniforms Continue To Suck Ass
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Patrick Redford
April 8, 2024
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Michael Rubin Will Never Get The Benefit Of The Doubt With Crummy Sports Apparel
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Patrick Redford
March 4, 2024
MLB
Nike And Fanatics’ Innovative MLB Uniforms Leave Baseball Players With Unintentional Diapers
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Patrick Redford
February 22, 2024
MLB
Nike And Fanatics Have Truly Fucked Up MLB’s New Uniforms
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Patrick Redford
February 15, 2024
MLB
Early Reviews Suggest That MLB’s New Jerseys Suck Ass
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Patrick Redford
February 14, 2024
MLB
Is The Phillies’ Good Luck Charm A Dedication To Himbo Culture And Showing Clavicle? [Update]
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Kelsey McKinney
October 3, 2023
College Basketball
College Basketball Players Can Wear Digits Above ‘5’ Again
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Dan McQuade
June 9, 2023
NFL
Texans’ Deshaun Watson Jersey Trade-In Is Great News For Brandon Weeden Superfans
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Barry Petchesky
October 10, 2022
NHL
How Long Can The Kraken’s Party Last?
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Maitreyi Anantharaman
November 8, 2021
MLB
Complaining About Boston’s New Piss Jersey Might Just Be Pissing In The Wind
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Ray Ratto
April 6, 2021