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Why Your Team Sucks
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Ray Ratto
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131
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Tom Ley
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NFL
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102
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Tom Ley
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106
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Dan McQuade
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NFL
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157
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Ray Ratto
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199
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NFL
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Dave McKenna
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NFL
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194
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Samer Kalaf
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NFL
Gaze Upon Irsay’s Folly
257
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Ray Ratto
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NFL
Colts Fire Head Coach Frank Reich, Hire Television Analyst
268
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Chris Thompson
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NFL
The Colts Have A Mess At Quarterback, And So Does The NFL
252
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Drew Magary
October 25, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Indianapolis Colts
394
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Drew Magary
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NFL
The Colts Really Blew It
142
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Lauren Theisen
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55
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Luis Paez-Pumar
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This Is So Stupid
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59
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Dan McQuade
November 14, 2021
NFL
Mike White And Josh Johnson Outdueled By Carson Wentz
78
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Luis Paez-Pumar
November 5, 2021
NFL
Carson Wentz Entered A New Frontier Of Interception-Throwing
62
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Dan McQuade
October 31, 2021
NFL
A Miserable Football Game Is A Joy Forever
138
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David Roth
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Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2021: Indianapolis Colts
482
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Drew Magary
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NFL
There Is An Entire Lost Generation Of NFL Quarterback Drafts
235
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Ray Ratto
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