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Sam Darnold?! Uh, Yeah. Sam Darnold.
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Ray Ratto
September 29, 2024
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2024: Green Bay Packers
515
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Drew Magary
August 26, 2024
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God Help Me, My Son’s Marrying A Packers Shareholder
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Ray Ratto
February 19, 2024
NFL
That’s Exactly Why Brock Purdy Drives People Insane
382
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Tom Ley
January 21, 2024
Podcasts
There Is Some Crying In Football, With Ray Ratto
79
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David Roth
January 18, 2024
NFL
It’s Time To Make Fun Of The Bamboozling Disgrace That Is The Dallas Cowboys
414
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Samer Kalaf
January 15, 2024
NFL
Packers Suspend Jaire Alexander For Must-Win Game Because He Fucked Up A Coin Toss
128
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Israel Daramola
December 27, 2023
NFL
Damnit Packers, Be Bad For A Few Years
188
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Lauren Theisen
December 4, 2023
NFL
The Steelers Stink! They Might Be A Playoff Team!
139
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Dan McQuade
November 13, 2023
NFL
Jordan Love Flops Against A Very Bearsy Opponent
155
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Drew Magary
October 10, 2023
NFL
The Lions Are Finally Good Enough To Cause Someone Else’s Coach To Have An Emotional Outburst
208
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Tom Ley
September 29, 2023
NFL
Jordan Love Beat Not-The-Bears, But I’m More Confused Than Ever
147
Comments
Lauren Theisen
September 24, 2023
NFL
Jordan Love Loses To Not The Bears And It Remains Unclear If He Is Good
106
Comments
Kelsey McKinney
September 17, 2023
NFL
I Will Have No Idea Whether Jordan Love Is Good Until He Plays Not The Bears
153
Comments
Lauren Theisen
September 11, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Green Bay Packers
431
Comments
Drew Magary
August 14, 2023
NFL
New Old Quarterback, Same Old Jets
286
Comments
Ray Ratto
April 25, 2023
NFL
Aaron Rodgers Has The NFL Media Right Where He Likes It: Hostage
123
Comments
Ray Ratto
March 15, 2023
NFL
Aaron Rodgers Could Be A Jet All The Way
181
Comments
Dan McQuade
March 9, 2023
NFL
Aaron Rodgers Needled The Lions And It Bit Him In The Ass
195
Comments
Tom Ley
January 9, 2023
NFL
Jamaal Williams Has The Power Of God And Anime On His Side
186
Comments
Samer Kalaf
January 9, 2023
NFL
What Time Does Jordan Love Start?
156
Comments
Lauren Theisen
November 28, 2022
This Is So Stupid
Struggling Packers Waive A. Rodgers
63
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Patrick Redford
November 15, 2022
NFL
Just Look At Aaron Rodgers
305
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Dan McQuade
November 6, 2022
NFL
Ah Jeez, The Packers Really Wanted To Add A Receiver But Just Couldn’t Swing It
141
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Samer Kalaf
November 3, 2022
NFL
Aaron Rodgers: If My Teammates Are Mad, They Should Debate Me
384
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Tom Ley
October 27, 2022
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