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Kalyn Kahler

CHICAGO, ILLINOIS - OCTOBER 31: Justin Fields #1 of the Chicago Bears breaks a tackle by Arik Armstead #91 of the San Francisco 49ers at the start of a touchdown run at Soldier Field on October 31, 2021 in Chicago, Illinois. The 49ers defeated the Bears 33-22. (Photo by Jonathan Daniel/Getty Images)

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Fans watch as the Chicago Bears take on the Miami Dolphins during a preseason game at Soldier Field on August 14, 2021 in Chicago, Illinois. The Bears defeated the Dolphins 20-13.

This Is So Stupid

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Drew Magary

LAKE FOREST, ILLINOIS - JULY 28: Marquise Goodwin #84 of the Chicago Bears stretches during the Chicago Bears training camp at Halas Hall on July 28, 2021 in Lake Forest, Illinois. (Photo by Nuccio DiNuzzo/Getty Images)

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ARLINGTON, TEXAS - DECEMBER 20: Quarterback Andy Dalton #14 of the Dallas Cowboys looks on against the San Francisco 49ers during the first quarter at AT&amp;T Stadium on December 20, 2020 in Arlington, Texas. (Photo by Tom Pennington/Getty Images)

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CHICAGO, ILLINOIS - JANUARY 03: Head coach Matt Nagy of the Chicago Bears looks on from the sidelines against the Green Bay Packers during the first quarter in the game at Soldier Field on January 03, 2021 in Chicago, Illinois. (Photo by Jonathan Daniel/Getty Images)

The More The Bears Stink, The More They Stay The Same

Screenshot of Nickelodeon's Bears-Saints broadcast

NFL’s Attempt To Market Violence To Children Marred By Profanity

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C.J. Gardner-Johnson of the New Orleans Saints

No Man Can Resist The Urge To Punch C.J. Gardner-Johnson

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Head coach Matt Nagy of the Chicago Bears talks with quarterback Nick Foles #9 during the third quarter against the Tennessee Titans at Nissan Stadium on November 08, 2020 in Nashville, Tennessee.

The Bears’ Offensive Woes Were On Full Display Against Tennessee

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CHICAGO, ILLINOIS - NOVEMBER 01: Head coach Matt Nagy talks with Javon Wims #83 of the Chicago Bears after he was disqualified from the game against the New Orleans Saints in the second half at Soldier Field on November 01, 2020 in Chicago, Illinois. (Photo by Quinn Harris/Getty Images)

The Saga Of Javon Wims’s Mouthguard

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Bears Javon Wims punching C.J. Gardner-Johnson

Bears Receiver Javon Wims Just Started Punching A Guy

Punter Johnny Hekker of the Los Angeles Rams holds a football

Johnny Hekker Boomed The Bears Into Field-Position Hell

Dave McKenna

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Lions defender Jamie Collins Sr. lowers his helmet and headbutts a referee in the shoulder