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What Should We Make Of Chelsea’s Reported Saudi Bailout?
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Tom Ley
June 19, 2023
Soccer
Frank Lampard Is Just Here To Eat Chelsea’s Shit
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Luis Paez-Pumar
April 13, 2023
NYC: Come To The Distraction LIVE On October 4
Drew and Roth are bringing The Distraction to a live stage for the first time in two years! Expect special guests, live Funbag questions from the audience, Guys remembered, gratuitous sandwich talk, and much more. (Pals, check your daily newsletter from August 31 for discount code.)
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Soccer
Window Shopping: Is Enzo Fernández Worth A Record-Breaking Transfer?
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Luis Paez-Pumar
January 6, 2023
Soccer
Thomas Tuchel Wore Out Another Welcome
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Ray Ratto
September 7, 2022
Soccer
Leeds United, America’s Premier League Team, Is Flying
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Patrick Redford
August 22, 2022
Soccer
Please Keep Christian Pulisic Away From Manchester United
99
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Ray Ratto
August 17, 2022
Soccer
Who Needs Goals When You’ve Got Managers Fighting?
84
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Ray Ratto
August 14, 2022
Soccer
Window Shopping: Is It Cuckoo To Spend €65 Million On Marc Cucurella?
48
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Luis Paez-Pumar
August 5, 2022
Soccer
Window Shopping: Jules Koundé Could Be A Star, In The Right System
28
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Luis Paez-Pumar
July 15, 2022
Soccer
Inter Is Giving Us Our Romelu Lukaku Back
26
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Billy Haisley
July 1, 2022
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