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Tom Ley

NFL Exec Troy Vincent Claims League Never Intended To Restart Bills-Bengals Game

Samer Kalaf

Buffalo Bills players react after teammate Damar Hamlin #3 was injured against the Cincinnati Bengals during the first quarter at Paycor Stadium on January 02, 2023 in Cincinnati, Ohio.

Bills-Bengals Game Postponed After Safety Damar Hamlin Collapses On Field

Maitreyi Anantharaman

Media Meltdowns

The ‘Trainwreck Tonight’ Podcast Regrets That Comments Were Made By A Guest

Dan McQuade was a founding member of Defector. He died in January 2026.

Dan McQuade

ORCHARD PARK, NEW YORK - NOVEMBER 13: Justin Jefferson #18 of the Minnesota Vikings catches a pass in front of Cam Lewis #39 of the Buffalo Bills during the fourth quarter at Highmark Stadium on November 13, 2022 in Orchard Park, New York.

Vikings Miraculously Beat Bills In Game Of The Year

Lauren Theisen

Thomas Morstead punts the ball off Trent Sherfield's butt

Dolphins Survive Butt Punt To Go 3-0

Ray Ratto

Inglewood, California September 8, 2022-Rams receiver TuTu Atwell cant hold on to the ball wile trying to make a catch as Bills cornerback Aaron Jonson defends in the second quarter at SoFi Stadium Thursday. (Wally Skalij/Los Angeles Times via Getty Images)

I Am Not Ready For The Bills To Be This Good

It’s An Obvious Delay Of Game, Unless It’s Not

Columnist. Author of many <a href="https://www.amazon.com/Drew-Magary/e/B001JS8R52/ref=dp_byline_cont_pop_book_1">fine works of literature</a>, including Point B. Handsomest man in the world.

Drew Magary

Why Your Team Sucks

Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Buffalo Bills

Diana Moskovitz is Defector&#8217;s investigations editor. You can contact her at diana@defector.com or dfmoskovitz@protonmail.com. She&#8217;s also on Signal @dmoskovitz.99

Diana Moskovitz

Matt Araiza #19 of the Buffalo Bills punts during Bills training camp at Saint John Fisher University on July 24, 2022 in Pittsford, New York. He was later cut by the team.

The Bills Cut Matt Araiza Because He’s A Punter

Kalyn Kahler

Matt Araiza of the San Diego State Aztecs speaks to reporters during the NFL Draft Combine at the Indiana Convention Center on March 5, 2022 in Indianapolis, Indiana.

Bills Punter Matt Araiza Accused Of Gang Rape In Civil Lawsuit

The Pegulas Asked For Their Handout At Just The Right Time

A collage of newspaper headlines about NFL overtime changes

Everyone Has Always Hated NFL Overtime

Patrick Mahomes Made The Improbable Look Inevitable

That Was A Football Game For All Time

Luis Paez-Pumar

Josh Allen #17 and Emmanuel Sanders #1 of the Buffalo Bills celebrates a touchdown against New England Patriots during the third quarter in the AFC Wild Card playoff game at Highmark Stadium on January 15, 2022 in Buffalo, New York.

The Bills Pitched A Perfect Game

Kendrick Bourne points at a dildo on the field

Someone In Buffalo Threw A Dildo On The Field

A snow plow clears the field of snow before the start of a game between the Atlanta Falcons and the Buffalo Bills at Highmark Stadium on January 02, 2022 in Orchard Park, New York.

The Best Football Is Tundra Football

Report: Cole Beasley Running Around Like An Asshole

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Chris Thompson

Buffalo Reporter Asks Bills Players If They’re Embarrassed By Run Defense, Eats Shit

What Can We Learn From A Football Game This Silly?

Barry Petchesky

EAST RUTHERFORD, NEW JERSEY - NOVEMBER 14: Mike White #5 of the New York Jets is hit by Ed Oliver #91 of the Buffalo Bills and results in an incomplete pass at MetLife Stadium on November 14, 2021 in East Rutherford, New Jersey. (Photo by Elsa/Getty Images)

You Fools, This Will Only Make Mike White Stronger

Urban Meyer report. It's a circle with a chart. This one is all green, because Urban Meyer is fully Hale and Hearty rather than OH NO