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Ways To Reply To “Thank You,” Ranked

By Kelsey McKinney

December 20, 2022

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Report: FBI Alerted Twitter To Pants-Shitting Undertaker Parody Account

December 19, 2022

Arts And Culture

A Disney World Pervert’s Take On: The Shitcanning Of Disney CEO Bob Chapek

By Chris Thompson

November 21, 2022

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Introducing The Jalen Williams-Jaylin Williams Power Rankings

By Giri Nathan and Patrick Redford

November 16, 2022

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Struggling Packers Waive A. Rodgers

By Patrick Redford

November 15, 2022

Z Is For Zam- … Oh No! It’s Broken!

By Kelsey McKinney

November 9, 2022

Mario Power-Ups, Ranked

By Barry Petchesky

November 1, 2022

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Here Is Defector’s New State-Of-The-Art Mixed-Reality Commercial

By Lauren Theisen

October 25, 2022

I Just Ate $28 Worth Of Taco Bell Because Some Dingus On TV Claimed He Did

By Patrick Redford

October 12, 2022

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Could Defector’s Todd Dipshit Become The Next Ted Lasso?

October 11, 2022

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Did Emily Dickinson Have A Boston Accent? An Investigation

By Kelsey McKinney

October 11, 2022

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Are You The General Of Carl von Clausewitz’s Dreams? Take This Quiz To Find Out!

October 3, 2022

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Darren Rovell: Congratulations On Catching Aaron Judge’s Home Run Ball, But You Are In Great Danger

September 23, 2022

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Please Welcome Defector’s New Chief Metaverse Officer, Devin The Dugong

By Albert Burneko

September 23, 2022

The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Grapples With Cake Week

By Kelsey McKinney and Chris Thompson

September 20, 2022

Media Meltdowns

More Like Turdle

By Albert Burneko

September 16, 2022

The Defector Ideas Festival Left No Norm Unchallenged

September 8, 2022

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This Isn’t The Unaccountable Murder Program I Fell In Love With

August 31, 2022

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Which NBA Players Are Household Names, According To Defector Moms?

By Albert Burneko

August 23, 2022

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What Would Be Your Rich-Person Snack?

August 5, 2022

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I’m Sorry, The Cat In ‘Stray’ Is An Uggo

August 5, 2022

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Do You “Shoot Hoops” Or “Shoot Hoop”?

July 7, 2022

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How Many Buckets Could Ben Chiarot Give Aristotle? (I Promise This Makes Sense)

By Albert Burneko

June 29, 2022

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The Frail Saggy Body Of Rudy Giuliani Must Be Protected From The Political Violence Of My Infant Child

By Chris Thompson

June 27, 2022

We Need A Couple Of You To Subscribe So That This Photo Of A Haggard Phil Mickelson Is Worth It

June 8, 2022