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MLB

Please Explain To Me What The Hell Aaron Boone Is Trying To Say About Derek Jeter

September 8, 2021
Defector Up All Night

Richaun Holmes Releases Official Statement On The Matter Of The Crates

August 24, 2021
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There Should Be A Game Show Where People Compete To Be A Game Show Host

August 23, 2021
This Is So Stupid

It’s Now Illegal To Draw Any Conclusions From Ben Simmons Workout Videos

August 22, 2021
MLB

One Fan In This Conversation Is Much More Thrilled About It Than The Other

August 19, 2021
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Only I Know Why Chris Palmer Thought It A Good Idea To Tweet That Vanessa Bryant Doesn’t Know This Stupid Factoid About Her Dead Husband, And I’ll Never Tell

August 13, 2021
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Just How Much Of The Exterior Of A 1997 Subaru Outback Could Giannis Clean From The Passenger Seat? A Scientific Inquiry

August 10, 2021
Olympics

What Kind Of Toilet Destruction Are We Talking About, Here?

August 4, 2021
NBA

NBA Free Agency Recap: Otto

August 3, 2021
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Defector Has Concluded Its Investigation Of A Fart-Like Noise On A Basketball Podcast

Media Meltdowns

Giannis Antetokounmpo’s Championship Inspires Confusing Poetry

July 21, 2021
Media Meltdowns

Defector Verifies Thomas Chatterton Williams

July 16, 2021
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I Lost To Usain Bolt In A Bike Race Next To My Bedroom

July 16, 2021
MLB

As A Serial Mangler Of Over-Easy Eggs, I Deeply Relate To This Cussing Pitcher

July 14, 2021
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Here Are Some Oaves

Cycling

What Was The Tour de France Sign Bandit Really Up To?

June 27, 2021
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Céline Dion, How Could You?

Media Meltdowns

Can The Uncanniness Of This Shams Charania Sentence Be Increased To A Higher Platform Of Such? A Focused Execution Of Scrutiny

Journalismism

Dan McQuade’s New Balance Gesture Followed By $4.1 Billion Drop In Company’s Market Value

By By The Defector Staff
June 15, 2021
Underexplained Lists

G7 Standers, Ranked

June 11, 2021
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Experts: Albert Burneko Is Handsome And It’s Cool To Just Give Him Money

MLB

10 Uninterrupted Minutes Of FRAYHAYLAYYYYY, Sure

June 10, 2021
This Is So Stupid

Is Today Aaron Harang’s Birthday? An Investigation

NFL

Cole Beasley, Moron, Ponders The Futility Of It All

Science

Do Not Fear To Behold The Majestic Lake Creature

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