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MLB
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September 17, 2021
Science
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Chris Thompson
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Check Out Defector’s New Mixed-Reality Dugong
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September 12, 2021
MLB
The Orioles Must Help Vladimir Guerrero Jr. Hit For The Triple Crown
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Chris Thompson
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Samer Kalaf
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Defector Staff
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MLB
Please Explain To Me What The Hell Aaron Boone Is Trying To Say About Derek Jeter
153
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Albert Burneko
September 8, 2021
Defector Up All Night
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August 23, 2021
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MLB
One Fan In This Conversation Is Much More Thrilled About It Than The Other
147
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Patrick Redford
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Albert Burneko
August 13, 2021
This Is So Stupid
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Chris Thompson
August 10, 2021
Olympics
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Albert Burneko
August 4, 2021
NBA
NBA Free Agency Recap: Otto
134
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Ray Ratto
August 3, 2021
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79
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Patrick Redford
July 23, 2021
Media Meltdowns
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Laura Wagner
July 21, 2021
Media Meltdowns
Defector Verifies Thomas Chatterton Williams
218
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Laura Wagner
July 16, 2021
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145
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Dan McQuade
July 16, 2021
MLB
As A Serial Mangler Of Over-Easy Eggs, I Deeply Relate To This Cussing Pitcher
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Chris Thompson
July 14, 2021
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Chris Thompson
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