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Chris Thompson
December 19, 2023
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This Week In Turtles
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December 15, 2023
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Hmmm … Something Is Not Right Here.
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Kelsey McKinney
December 14, 2023
NBA
The Fellas Got In A Big Fight Over A Ball
141
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Tom Ley
December 14, 2023
Overexplained Lists
State Capitals Should Be Small And Weird
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Chris Thompson
December 13, 2023
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Why Is Your Most Conservative Family Member Screaming About A Small Boy In A Headdress?
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Dan McQuade
December 1, 2023
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NHL Workbook Quiz No. 23: Panthers Vs. Senators
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Kathryn Xu
November 28, 2023
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Drew Magary
November 26, 2023
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We Will Plunge The Depths Of Unlimited Shrimp Until The System Is Broken
267
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Justin Ellis
November 21, 2023
Defector At The Movies
Godzilla Must Be Larger
232
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Chris Thompson
November 16, 2023
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Dan McQuade
November 1, 2023
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Stalions Resurfaces
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Tom Ley
November 1, 2023
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Longtime Haters Of The Colorado Rockies Are Real Quiet Right Now
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Tom Ley
October 31, 2023
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It’s Been Stalions All Along
280
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Tom Ley
October 25, 2023
Into The Woods
Dare You Traverse The Tricky Trail?
246
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Barry Petchesky
October 20, 2023
Into The Woods
Where Are We Vis-À-Vis The Woods? An Investigation
93
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Patrick Redford
October 17, 2023
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Let The Woman Whose Box Of Giraffe Feces Was Seized By Customs Make Her Necklace, Damn It!
41
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Sabrina Imbler
October 9, 2023
Politics
Is Ron DeSantis Wearing Hidden Platform Heels Inside His Stupid Ugly Boots? An Investigation
365
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Chris Thompson
October 6, 2023
MLB
Texas Rangers GM: Don’t Anyone Dare Say My Players Partied!
127
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Chris Thompson
October 3, 2023
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Caitlin Flanagan’s Wheels Are Spinning A Little Too Fast
483
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David Roth
October 2, 2023
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Breaking: A-Rod Still Has Gum Disease
85
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Dan McQuade
September 27, 2023
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Birds Are More Like Us Than You Think, Olivia Rodrigo
168
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Barry Petchesky
September 21, 2023
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181
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Dan McQuade
September 19, 2023
NFL
I Will Not Be Calling This Man “Steezy Trev”
200
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Kelsey McKinney
September 17, 2023
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We Need To Talk About “Chunkus”
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September 15, 2023
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