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                    This Is So Stupid

                    Are You The General Of Carl von Clausewitz’s Dreams? Take This Quiz To Find Out!

                    So why hasn’t he broken containment like Sun Tzu? Why isn’t there a whole Clausewitz-based self-help industry? 

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                    Felix Kent

                    Darren Rovell: Congratulations On Catching Aaron Judge’s Home Run Ball, But You Are In Great Danger

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                    David Roth

                    Please Welcome Defector’s New Chief Metaverse Officer, Devin The Dugong

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                    Albert Burneko

                    The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Grapples With Cake Week

                    Chefector
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                    Kelsey McKinney
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                    More Like Turdle

                    Media Meltdowns
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                    Albert Burneko

                    The Defector Ideas Festival Left No Norm Unchallenged

                    Announcements
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                    Tom Ley

                    This Isn’t The Unaccountable Murder Program I Fell In Love With

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                    Tom Ley

                    Which NBA Players Are Household Names, According To Defector Moms?

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                    Albert Burneko

                    What Would Be Your Rich-Person Snack?

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                    Tom Ley

                    I’m Sorry, The Cat In ‘Stray’ Is An Uggo

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                    Dan McQuade

                    Do You “Shoot Hoops” Or “Shoot Hoop”?

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                    Dan McQuade

                    How Many Buckets Could Ben Chiarot Give Aristotle? (I Promise This Makes Sense)

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                    Albert Burneko

                    The Frail Saggy Body Of Rudy Giuliani Must Be Protected From The Political Violence Of My Infant Child

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                    Chris Thompson

                    We Need A Couple Of You To Subscribe So That This Photo Of A Haggard Phil Mickelson Is Worth It

                    Golf
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                    Samer Kalaf

                    Wow! Yankees Fans The Best Fans In Sports, Confirmed

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                    Barry Petchesky

                    The Sixers Season Is Over, But At Least I Got This Playoff NFT

                    NBA
                    117Comments
                    Dan McQuade

                    A Brief Investigation Into Where Exactly Lewis Hamilton Is Pierced

                    Racing
                    70Comments
                    Chris Thompson

                    Skip Bayless Must Barf

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                    Tom Ley

                    I Am The Most Virtuous Barry Of All The Barrys

                    Capital
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                    Barry Petchesky

                    Rudy Gobert’s Own Bees Sting Him In Face

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                    Dan McQuade
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