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Who Is The Real @ScottBears?

Each day in America passes more or less this way: Doctors perform vital and cutting-edge surgeries at the nation’s top hospitals; dedicated teachers mold bright young minds; a vast and complex infrastructure network makes possible the movement of trillions of dollars in goods and services; I learn of an inscrutable low-stakes Twitter beef with a, […]

This Is So Stupid
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How Is Urban Meyer Feeling Today?

This Is So Stupid
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Throw These Slow-Playing Bozos In Baseball Jail

MLB
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Could A Handful Of Swallowed Metal Ball Bearings And Exposure To The World’s Strongest Magnets Cause My Torso To Explode Into A Cloud Of Viscera? A Scientific Examination

Science
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Check Out Defector’s New Mixed-Reality Dugong

This Is So Stupid
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How Is Urban Meyer Feeling Today?

This Is So Stupid
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The Orioles Must Help Vladimir Guerrero Jr. Hit For The Triple Crown

MLB
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In Year Two, Defector Will Be Pursuing The Following Ventures

This Is So Stupid
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Defector Staffers Did Not Eat Hallway Food

This Is So Stupid
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Please Explain To Me What The Hell Aaron Boone Is Trying To Say About Derek Jeter

MLB
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Richaun Holmes Releases Official Statement On The Matter Of The Crates

Defector Up All Night
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There Should Be A Game Show Where People Compete To Be A Game Show Host

This Is So Stupid
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It’s Now Illegal To Draw Any Conclusions From Ben Simmons Workout Videos

This Is So Stupid
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One Fan In This Conversation Is Much More Thrilled About It Than The Other

MLB
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Only I Know Why Chris Palmer Thought It A Good Idea To Tweet That Vanessa Bryant Doesn’t Know This Stupid Factoid About Her Dead Husband, And I’ll Never Tell

This Is So Stupid
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Just How Much Of The Exterior Of A 1997 Subaru Outback Could Giannis Clean From The Passenger Seat? A Scientific Inquiry

This Is So Stupid
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What Kind Of Toilet Destruction Are We Talking About, Here?

Olympics
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NBA Free Agency Recap: Otto

NBA
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Defector Has Concluded Its Investigation Of A Fart-Like Noise On A Basketball Podcast

This Is So Stupid
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Giannis Antetokounmpo’s Championship Inspires Confusing Poetry

Media Meltdowns
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