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How Many Buckets Could Ben Chiarot Give Aristotle? (I Promise This Makes Sense)

This is the dead part of the year, sportswise. NBA and NHL champions have been crowned, football (both kinds) is weeks and months away, baseball’s in its languid quotidian middle. I guess there’s golf, maybe? Tennis? Are they doing tennis right now? I think they are doing tennis. In any event, since this is not […]

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The Frail Saggy Body Of Rudy Giuliani Must Be Protected From The Political Violence Of My Infant Child

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We Need A Couple Of You To Subscribe So That This Photo Of A Haggard Phil Mickelson Is Worth It

Golf
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Wow! Yankees Fans The Best Fans In Sports, Confirmed

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The Sixers Season Is Over, But At Least I Got This Playoff NFT

NBA
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A Brief Investigation Into Where Exactly Lewis Hamilton Is Pierced

Racing
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Skip Bayless Must Barf

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I Am The Most Virtuous Barry Of All The Barrys

Capital
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Rudy Gobert’s Own Bees Sting Him In Face

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Miles Mikolas Will Not Accept Any Excuse For His Teammates’ Inability To Pitch Straight

MLB
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They’ll Buy Any Old Piece-Of-Shit T206 Honus Wagner These Days

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Please Be Very Aware Of Any Justin Dean Throws Passing Through The Airspace Above You

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Someone Out There Probably Wants To See This Photo Of Steph Curry And Bob Weir

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I’m Sorry For Always Turning My Zoom Camera Off, It’s Just That Live Rats Are A Messy Meal

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We All Know Who’s Really Responsible For Barcelona’s Europa League Failure

Soccer
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Defector Media Destroys WrestleMania 38 In Several Key Metrics

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This Looks Like Bernie

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Losing Teams In The NCAA Tournament Should Get To Deface The Coca-Cola Logo

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It’s Perfectly OK To Admit You’re Secretly Rooting For A Grizzly Bear To Tear Coach K’s Head Off

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ZionWatch: Bouncy Floor??

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