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                  This Is So Stupid

                  Dan McQuade’s New Balance Gesture Followed By $4.1 Billion Drop In Company’s Market Value

                  Did you see, Cristiano Ronaldo moved the sponsorially mandated bottles of Coke off the table at his press conference yesterday, and urged viewers to “drink water”? He did. And did you realize, that little gesture, which maybe you saw and chuckled over for a second, cost The Coca-Cola Company $4,000,000,000? It’s true, I know because […]

                  Journalismism
                  By The Defector Staff

                  G7 Standers, Ranked

                  Underexplained Lists
                  Giri Nathan

                  Experts: Albert Burneko Is Handsome And It’s Cool To Just Give Him Money

                  This Is So Stupid
                  Albert Burneko

                  10 Uninterrupted Minutes Of FRAYHAYLAYYYYY, Sure

                  MLB
                  Chris Thompson
                  Jake Fraley leaps to rob a walk-off home run.

                  Is Today Aaron Harang’s Birthday? An Investigation

                  This Is So Stupid
                  Lauren Theisen
                  Aaron Harang throws a pitch

                  Cole Beasley, Moron, Ponders The Futility Of It All

                  NFL
                  Chris Thompson
                  Cole Beasley looks super intense and tough.

                  Do Not Fear To Behold The Majestic Lake Creature

                  Science
                  Chris Thompson
                  A lake creature bobs to the surface of the lake at Quail Hollow Golf Course.

                  Could This Farting Bug With “Senator” In Its Scientific Name Release Me From This Waking Nightmare? An Investigation

                  Senators Week
                  Chris Thompson
                  A lovely little Green Jewel Bug.

                  Aaron Rodgers Is All Out Of Gruntlement

                  NFL
                  Barry Petchesky
                  GREEN BAY, WISCONSIN - JANUARY 24: Aaron Rodgers #12 of the Green Bay Packers warms up prior to their NFC Championship game against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers at Lambeau Field on January 24, 2021 in Green Bay, Wisconsin. (Photo by Dylan Buell/Getty Images)

                  The Unstoppable, Charming, Incredibly Telegenic Wizards Are Truly Basketball’s Feel-Good Story, No Matter What The Haters And Losers Say

                  NBA
                  Chris Thompson
                  Russell Westbrook, Ish Smith, and Bradley Beal celebrate during the Wizards' win over the Lakers.

                  Let’s Rate The Dismal Beef Of Right-Wing Internet Psychos Trying To Own Imaginary Libs

                  This Is So Stupid
                  Chris Thompson
                  A really frightening cut of meat.

                  Wow: I Can’t Wait To Watch A Broadcast Crossover Event Between The NBA And This Beloved Action Film Franchise

                  This Is So Stupid
                  Patrick Redford
                  There he is! That's Leprechaun!

                  I Love Disney World But Rampaging Animatronic Kill-Bots Are Ruining The Experience

                  This Is So Stupid
                  Chris Thompson
                  The Groot animatronic depicted with lasers for eyes and belching fire.

                  Could A Jeep-Mounted Zion Williamson Roundhouse-Kick My Head Off? An Investigation

                  Science
                  Chris Thompson
                  A doodle of Zion Williamson kicking my head off from the hood of a speeding Jeep.

                  New River Gorge Offers Stunning Trails, Subpar Locations For Faking Your Own Death To Avoid Fraud Charges

                  The Great Outdoors
                  Patrick Redford
                  New River Gorge's iconic steel arch bridge.

                  Injustice Anywhere Is A Threat To Quenching Thirst Somewhere

                  This Is So Stupid
                  Justin Ellis

                  White Sox Send Eloy Jimenez To The Great Baseball Diamond In The Sky

                  This Is So Stupid
                  Chris Thompson
                  A jersey of Eloy Jimenez, with his batting gloves, signed by his teammates and hung in the dugout during Thursday's season-opener.

                  Aaron Gordon’s 19-Minute “Documentary” About Losing The Dunk Contest Is Just The Lamest Shit Ever

                  NBA
                  Chris Thompson
                  Aaron Gordon is sad, with headlines from different publications expressing surprise at his dunk contest loss.

                  I Alone Can Get Oral Roberts University To The Final Four, But My Flock Can Help

                  College Basketball
                  Tom Ley

                  What’s The Least Flavorful Food Item That Would Nonetheless Instantly Vaporize Prince Philip?

                  This Is So Stupid
                  Samer Kalaf
                  Britain's Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh leaves King Edward VII's Hospital in central London on March 16, 2021.
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