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Are You The General Of Carl von Clausewitz’s Dreams? Take This Quiz To Find Out!

So why hasn’t he broken containment like Sun Tzu? Why isn’t there a whole Clausewitz-based self-help industry? 

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Darren Rovell: Congratulations On Catching Aaron Judge’s Home Run Ball, But You Are In Great Danger

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Please Welcome Defector’s New Chief Metaverse Officer, Devin The Dugong

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The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Grapples With Cake Week

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The Defector Ideas Festival Left No Norm Unchallenged

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This Isn’t The Unaccountable Murder Program I Fell In Love With

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Which NBA Players Are Household Names, According To Defector Moms?

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What Would Be Your Rich-Person Snack?

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I’m Sorry, The Cat In ‘Stray’ Is An Uggo

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Do You “Shoot Hoops” Or “Shoot Hoop”?

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How Many Buckets Could Ben Chiarot Give Aristotle? (I Promise This Makes Sense)

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The Frail Saggy Body Of Rudy Giuliani Must Be Protected From The Political Violence Of My Infant Child

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We Need A Couple Of You To Subscribe So That This Photo Of A Haggard Phil Mickelson Is Worth It

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Wow! Yankees Fans The Best Fans In Sports, Confirmed

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The Sixers Season Is Over, But At Least I Got This Playoff NFT

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A Brief Investigation Into Where Exactly Lewis Hamilton Is Pierced

Racing
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Skip Bayless Must Barf

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I Am The Most Virtuous Barry Of All The Barrys

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Rudy Gobert’s Own Bees Sting Him In Face

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