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                  New River Gorge Offers Stunning Trails, Subpar Locations For Faking Your Own Death To Avoid Fraud Charges

                  Consider all that West Virginia’s New River Gorge National Park has on offer for anyone yearning for the outdoors: thrilling white-water rafting trips, iconic cliffs for climbers to practice deep-water soloing, a poor environment to facilitate a harebrained escape from medical fraud sentencing, and almost 100 gorgeous miles of hiking trails through the scenic Appalachians. […]

                  The Great Outdoors
                  Patrick Redford
                  New River Gorge's iconic steel arch bridge.

                  Injustice Anywhere Is A Threat To Quenching Thirst Somewhere

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                  Justin Ellis

                  White Sox Send Eloy Jimenez To The Great Baseball Diamond In The Sky

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                  Chris Thompson
                  A jersey of Eloy Jimenez, with his batting gloves, signed by his teammates and hung in the dugout during Thursday's season-opener.

                  Aaron Gordon’s 19-Minute “Documentary” About Losing The Dunk Contest Is Just The Lamest Shit Ever

                  NBA
                  Chris Thompson
                  Aaron Gordon is sad, with headlines from different publications expressing surprise at his dunk contest loss.

                  I Alone Can Get Oral Roberts University To The Final Four, But My Flock Can Help

                  College Basketball
                  Tom Ley

                  What’s The Least Flavorful Food Item That Would Nonetheless Instantly Vaporize Prince Philip?

                  This Is So Stupid
                  Samer Kalaf
                  Britain's Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh leaves King Edward VII's Hospital in central London on March 16, 2021.

                  Taysom Hill’s Big Fake Contract Should Be Even Bigger And Faker

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                  Tom Ley

                  My Team Is Gonna Be A Pack Of Clump Dogs

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                  Drew Magary
                  LAS VEGAS, NEVADA - SEPTEMBER 21: Head coach Jon Gruden (L) and general manager Mike Mayock of the Las Vegas Raiders celebrate on the field after the Raiders defeated the New Orleans Saints 34-24 in the NFL game at Allegiant Stadium on September 21, 2020 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images)

                  Longtime Triple-Double Machine Mason Plumlee Now Has A Second Triple-Double, And Get This: He Did It With A Pal

                  This Is So Stupid
                  Tom Ley
                  Mason Plumlee
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                  The Bucks’ Hand Sanitizer Cam Is Very Interactive

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                  Laura Wagner

                  Oh Wow, Look At That, John Wall Is Out Here Making History

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                  Albert Burneko
                  John Wall clutches his dick and balls on the floor of Rockets arena

                  PokuWatch: Proof Of Concept

                  NBA
                  Patrick Redford
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                  Giri Nathan
                  Contemplating the possibilites

                  Mason Plumlee Is Officially A Triple-Double Machine

                  NBA
                  Tom Ley

                  If The Dallas Stars Are Truly Patriotic, They’ll Play The National Anthem 50 Times Before Each Game

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                  Samer Kalaf
                  Mark Pysyk #13 of the Dallas Stars and Denis Gurianov #34 of the Dallas Stars take the ice against the Chicago Blackhawks at American Airlines Center on February 09, 2021 in Dallas, Texas.

                  Gisele Is Ready To Prove She’s No System Supermodel

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                  Samer Kalaf
                  Tom Brady #12 of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers celebrates with Gisele Bundchen after winning Super Bowl LV at Raymond James Stadium on February 07, 2021 in Tampa, Florida.

                  Some Notes On The Performance Of The Crud Meter

                  This Is So Stupid
                  Nate Crudster

                  What Time Does “What Time Does The Super Bowl Start?” Start?

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                  Patrick Redford
                  SAN FRANCISCO, CA - FEBRUARY 03: General view of a Super Bowl countdown clock during the NFL Experience exhibition before Super Bowl 50 at the Moscone Center on February 3, 2016 in San Francisco, California. (Photo by Jason O. Watson/Getty Images)

                  The Film Of The Year Is ‘Best Of The Handforth Parish Council Planning & Environment Committee Thursday 10th December 2020’

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                  Tom Ley

                  Samer Recognized A Fart Online

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                  Defector Staff
                  1748, A scientist demonstrates an electrical experiment at a meeting of a scientific society in London. (Photo by MPI/Getty Images)

                  The NBA Has Unjustly Besmirched Kyle Lowry’s Ass

                  NBA
                  Giri Nathan
                  Kyle Lowry sits on the bench in a moody black-and-white image.
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