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Dan McQuade’s New Balance Gesture Followed By $4.1 Billion Drop In Company’s Market Value

Did you see, Cristiano Ronaldo moved the sponsorially mandated bottles of Coke off the table at his press conference yesterday, and urged viewers to “drink water”? He did. And did you realize, that little gesture, which maybe you saw and chuckled over for a second, cost The Coca-Cola Company $4,000,000,000? It’s true, I know because […]

Journalismism

G7 Standers, Ranked

Underexplained Lists

Experts: Albert Burneko Is Handsome And It’s Cool To Just Give Him Money

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10 Uninterrupted Minutes Of FRAYHAYLAYYYYY, Sure

MLB
Jake Fraley leaps to rob a walk-off home run.

Is Today Aaron Harang’s Birthday? An Investigation

This Is So Stupid
Aaron Harang throws a pitch

Cole Beasley, Moron, Ponders The Futility Of It All

NFL
Cole Beasley looks super intense and tough.

Do Not Fear To Behold The Majestic Lake Creature

Science
A lake creature bobs to the surface of the lake at Quail Hollow Golf Course.

Could This Farting Bug With “Senator” In Its Scientific Name Release Me From This Waking Nightmare? An Investigation

Senators Week
A lovely little Green Jewel Bug.

Aaron Rodgers Is All Out Of Gruntlement

NFL
GREEN BAY, WISCONSIN - JANUARY 24: Aaron Rodgers #12 of the Green Bay Packers warms up prior to their NFC Championship game against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers at Lambeau Field on January 24, 2021 in Green Bay, Wisconsin. (Photo by Dylan Buell/Getty Images)

The Unstoppable, Charming, Incredibly Telegenic Wizards Are Truly Basketball’s Feel-Good Story, No Matter What The Haters And Losers Say

NBA
Russell Westbrook, Ish Smith, and Bradley Beal celebrate during the Wizards' win over the Lakers.

Let’s Rate The Dismal Beef Of Right-Wing Internet Psychos Trying To Own Imaginary Libs

This Is So Stupid
A really frightening cut of meat.

Wow: I Can’t Wait To Watch A Broadcast Crossover Event Between The NBA And This Beloved Action Film Franchise

This Is So Stupid
There he is! That's Leprechaun!

I Love Disney World But Rampaging Animatronic Kill-Bots Are Ruining The Experience

This Is So Stupid
The Groot animatronic depicted with lasers for eyes and belching fire.

Could A Jeep-Mounted Zion Williamson Roundhouse-Kick My Head Off? An Investigation

Science
A doodle of Zion Williamson kicking my head off from the hood of a speeding Jeep.

New River Gorge Offers Stunning Trails, Subpar Locations For Faking Your Own Death To Avoid Fraud Charges

The Great Outdoors
New River Gorge's iconic steel arch bridge.

Injustice Anywhere Is A Threat To Quenching Thirst Somewhere

This Is So Stupid

White Sox Send Eloy Jimenez To The Great Baseball Diamond In The Sky

This Is So Stupid
A jersey of Eloy Jimenez, with his batting gloves, signed by his teammates and hung in the dugout during Thursday's season-opener.

Aaron Gordon’s 19-Minute “Documentary” About Losing The Dunk Contest Is Just The Lamest Shit Ever

NBA
Aaron Gordon is sad, with headlines from different publications expressing surprise at his dunk contest loss.

I Alone Can Get Oral Roberts University To The Final Four, But My Flock Can Help

College Basketball

What’s The Least Flavorful Food Item That Would Nonetheless Instantly Vaporize Prince Philip?

This Is So Stupid
Britain's Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh leaves King Edward VII's Hospital in central London on March 16, 2021.
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