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Soccer
Julie Ertz Was The USWNT
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Tom Ley
September 22, 2023
Soccer
Spain Fills Women’s National Team Roster By Promising A Festival Of Beheadings
78
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Tom Ley
September 20, 2023
NYC: Come To The Distraction LIVE On October 4
Drew and Roth are bringing The Distraction to a live stage for the first time in two years! Expect special guests, live Funbag questions from the audience, Guys remembered, gratuitous sandwich talk, and much more. (Pals, check your daily newsletter from August 31 for discount code.)
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Soccer
Spain’s Soccer Federation Has Once Again Barfed Into Its Own Pants
112
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Tom Ley
September 19, 2023
Soccer
Luis Rubiales Finally, Belatedly Resigns
147
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Albert Burneko
September 11, 2023
Soccer
Spain Dumps Women’s Team Coach Jorge Vilda, At Long Last
87
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Albert Burneko
September 5, 2023
Soccer
Spain’s Women’s National Team Is Winning Again
123
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Billy Haisley
August 28, 2023
Soccer
Luis Rubiales Shows The Whole World Spain’s Entire Ass
237
Comments
Albert Burneko
August 25, 2023
Soccer
It’s The Light That Lasts
31
Comments
Billy Haisley
August 21, 2023
Soccer
Luis Rubiales Put His Disgusting Mark On The World Cup
108
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Tom Ley
August 21, 2023
Soccer
Spain’s Players Earned This World Cup
144
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Luis Paez-Pumar
August 20, 2023
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