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Micah Parsons #11 of the Dallas Cowboys forces Taylor Heinicke #4 of the Washington Football Team to fumble and is returned for a touchdown by Dorance Armstrong #92 (not pictured) during the first quarter at FedExField on December 12, 2021 in Landover, Maryland.

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Micah Parsons Pounced On Taylor Heinicke

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Justin Herbert Touched The Sky With This Pass

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NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE - DECEMBER 12: Head coach Urban Meyer of the Jacksonville Jaguars reacts after the game against the Tennessee Titans at Nissan Stadium on December 12, 2021 in Nashville, Tennessee. (Photo by Andy Lyons/Getty Images)

Jacksonville Jaguars v Tennessee Titans

Do Not Fire Urban Meyer. Do Not Give Him What He Wants.

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Minnesota Vikings v Detroit Lions

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FOXBOROUGH, MASSACHUSETTS - DECEMBER 28: Head coach Bill Belichick of the New England Patriots exits the field after the first half against the Buffalo Bills at Gillette Stadium on December 28, 2020 in Foxborough, Massachusetts. (Photo by Billie Weiss/Getty Images)

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Bill Belichick Lives For This Shit

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New England Patriots v Buffalo Bills

What Can We Learn From A Football Game This Silly?

Mark Andrews #89 of the Baltimore Ravens drops a pass resulting in a failed two point conversion attempt during the fourth quarter against the Pittsburgh Steelers at Heinz Field on December 05, 2021 in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

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John Harbaugh’s Decision Accepted The Limitations Of “Next Man Up”

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Tyler Lockett #16 of the Seattle Seahawks reacts after a failed two point conversion against the Washington Football Team during the fourth quarter at FedExField on November 29, 2021 in Landover, Maryland.

Seattle Seahawks v Washington Football Team

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Randy Bullock’s Doinks Were Bonks

MELKSHAM, UNITED KINGDOM - DECEMBER 01: Children look at the Christmas lights displayed on a house on December 1, 2008 in Melksham, England. The householder Alex Goodwind - who says he does it to raise money for charity after his mother died a few years ago - starts planning lights in July and has spent 3,000 GBP this year alone on the lights that are now estimated to be worth 30,000 GBP. Last year the bill for electricity was 700 GBP and the house had to have an uprated electricity supply installed to cope with the additional power needed. Donations from visitors to the spectacle raised over 2,000 GBP to local hospice Dorothy House. (Photo by Matt Cardy/Getty Images)

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Micah Parsons Pounced On Taylor Heinicke

Justin Herbert Touched The Sky With This Pass

Do Not Fire Urban Meyer. Do Not Give Him What He Wants.

Ravens Waste Justin Tucker’s First Successful Onside Kick With A Short Slant

How Is Urban Meyer Feeling Today?

Did Urban Meyer Only Hire “Losers?” An Investigation

Chase Claypool Perhaps Loves His “Little First-Down Point” A Bit Too Much

The Vikings’ Defense Specializes In Blowing It At The Worst Possible Time

Actually, Teaching Your Kid To Drive Is Fucking Great

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Buffalo Reporter Asks Bills Players If They’re Embarrassed By Run Defense, Eats Shit

Bill Belichick Lives For This Shit

What Can We Learn From A Football Game This Silly?

John Harbaugh’s Decision Accepted The Limitations Of “Next Man Up”

How Is Urban Meyer Feeling Tonight?

Lions Overcome Being The Lions, Clump Dog Their Way To Victory Over Vikings

How Did Antonio Brown’s Fake Vaccine Card Fool The Buccaneers?

The Great Whitewashing Of The American Fan

Seattle Came Alive Just Long Enough To Enjoy Some Heartbreak

Cam Newton’s Storybook Return Detoured Into Horror

Bad Times For Baker Mayfield

How Is Urban Meyer Feeling Today?

Jalen Reagor Is The Eagles’ New King Of Drops

Randy Bullock’s Doinks Were Bonks

This Thanksgiving, I Am A Christmas Guy