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Finally, A Night Where It’s Safe To Be Christian At The Ballpark
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Chris Thompson
June 1, 2023
MLB
Even Anthony Bass’s Own Fans Know He’s A Jerkoff
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Tom Ley
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Ray Ratto
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This Is So Stupid
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Dan McQuade
May 31, 2023
MLB
Padres Blackouts Are Over, For A Price
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Lauren Theisen
May 31, 2023
MLB
Spencer Strider Is Closing Games As Soon As They Start
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Tom Ley
May 29, 2023
MLB
Squirrel Terrifies Yankees Fans
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Dan McQuade
May 24, 2023
MLB
Don’t Look Now But The Rangers Might Be Good
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Ray Ratto
May 24, 2023
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This Is A Public Service Announcement For Every Bird
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Kelsey McKinney
May 23, 2023
MLB
Dodgers Reverse Course, Apologize For Taking Marco Rubio Seriously
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Chris Thompson
May 23, 2023
Things We Actually Like
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Chris Thompson
May 22, 2023
MLB
How The Rays Raised Their Offensive Game
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Robert Orr
May 19, 2023
MLB
Reports: Mets Owner To Do Something Stupid
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Dan McQuade
May 19, 2023
MLB
Dodgers Cave To Culture War Crank And Senator From Other Side Of Country, Disinvite Venerable Charity Group From Pride Night
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Chris Thompson
May 18, 2023
Life's Rich Pageant
There’s Something I’ve Never Seen Before
157
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Samer Kalaf
May 18, 2023
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Zac Gallen Is Now An Enemy Of The Birds
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Dan McQuade
May 18, 2023
MLB
The Blue Jays Are Curious About Aaron Judge’s Eyes
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Chris Thompson
May 16, 2023
MLB
I’m Glad Shohei Ohtani Didn’t Hit For The Cycle, Actually
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Kelsey McKinney
May 16, 2023
MLB
Bryce Harper Has Had It With The Entire Concept Of The Colorado Rockies
191
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Patrick Redford
May 15, 2023
MLB
Baseball Was Never The Problem
194
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Patrick Redford
May 9, 2023
MLB
The A’s’ Vegas Deal Might Be Falling Through Already
174
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Ray Ratto
May 9, 2023
Elder Wisdom
Getting Old Is Rude But It Beats The Alternative
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Ray Ratto
May 9, 2023
MLB
Akil Baddoo Caught Stealing With Throw That Ricocheted Off His Jiminy Crickets
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Barry Petchesky
May 9, 2023
MLB
The Cardinals Have A Problem And A Scapegoat
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Maitreyi Anantharaman
May 8, 2023
TV
When ‘Seinfeld’ Abandoned The Mets For The Yankees
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Noah Gittell
May 5, 2023
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