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This is Defector, a new sports blog and media company. We made this place together, we own it together, we run it together. Without access, without favor, without discretion, and without interference.

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The Defector Crewneck Sweatshirt Is Back In Stock

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Merch v3

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Samer Kalaf

A recall notice on a case of Boar's Head products.

Popular Deli Meat Maker Boar Head’s Recalls 7 Million Pounds Of Meat After Listeria Outbreak

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“Residual Ham Material,” And Even More Evocative Phrases From USDA Inspections Of Boar’s Head Plants

Ashwin Rodrigues is a <a href="https://ashwinrodrigues.com/" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-saferedirecturl="https://www.google.com/url?q=https://ashwinrodrigues.com&amp;source=gmail&amp;ust=1736881844399000&amp;usg=AOvVaw2gTYrT5B9gKSQ8eCIDai5A">freelance writer</a> and Arsenal supporter living in New York. His work has been featured in GQ, Fast Company, Vice, Wired and other publications.

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Ashwin Rodrigues

An Arsenal fan wearing a shirt that reads "Mr. Gooner"

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A Tale Of Two Gooners

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Chris Thompson

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A Comprehensive And Maddening History Of Color Star, Would-Be Titans Of Just About Anything

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Israel Daramola

COLLEGE FOOTBALL: JAN 02 CFP Quarterfinal Allstate Sugar Bowl – Notre Dame vs Georgia

College Football

Burying The SEC Feels Too Good To Be Wrong

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Defector Staff

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Accademia carrara art gallery: playing cards and tarots, bembo e cicognara, 1455-1490, bergamo, Italy

Underexplained Lists

Underexplained Predictions For 2025

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Barry Petchesky

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Year In Review

What Horrible Things Did We Do To Our Penises Last Year?

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What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year?

Some kids who are fans of the Charlotte Hornets.

Hornets Cruelly Bait-And-Switch Child By Promising PS5 But Giving Him PS5 And Hornets Tickets

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Patrick Redford

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USA – 2008 Presidential Election – Security at the RNC

Defector Up All Night

They Defunded The Ponies

Welch, who might soon need to Talk Tuah lawyer

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The Hawk Tuah Memecoin Rug Pull Is The Apotheosis Of Bag Culture

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Kathryn Xu

Shoppers walk past an MLB store during the National Day Golden Week holiday at Raffles City Chongqing on October 5, 2024, in Chongqing, China.

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In Search Of A Phillies Hat In Chinese MLB Stores

Dave McKenna

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High School Sports

How An Imported State Champion Blew Up Virginia High School Football

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NBA Friendship Wobbled By Ill-Timed Fake Handshake

Visual Editor. Runs <a href="http://defectorstore.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">defectorstore.com</a>. Philadelphia-based, if you couldn’t tell.

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Dan McQuade

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“You’ve Got Mail” Reminds Me Of A Specific Time And Place

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The Machines

Thousands Turn Out For Nonexistent Halloween Parade Promoted By AI Listing

Heather Chen is a former Defector intern and the sports editor at the Columbia Daily Spectator. She loves hockey, photography, and the good ol’ state of Michigan.

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Heather Wei-Xi Chen

Kristin Merrilees is a writer based in New York covering technology and the internet.

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Kristin Merrilees

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We Went To The Timothée Chalamet Lookalike Contest And Didn’t See Timothée Chalamet

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David Roth

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Dan And Dave Visit A Mall Over The Ocean

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Sabrina Imbler

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Who Lives At The Rainforest Cafe?

Conkers in boxes at the annual World Conker Championships at the Shuckburgh Arms in Southwick, Peterborough. Picture date: Sunday October 13, 2024.

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Criminy! King Conker Charged With Cheeky Cheating At Conkers Contest

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A Very Ugly Year In The Life Of A D.C. Little League

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Giri Nathan

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‘Bridgerton’ Fans Paid Hundreds To Attend Sham Ball Organized By Uncle-Niece Duo

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Oh, The Power You’ll Broker!