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Dan McQuade
February 10, 2023
Media Meltdowns
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Tom Ley
February 6, 2023
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Dan McQuade
February 1, 2023
Life's Rich Pageant
There’s No Law Against Having Fun While Posing As A Teen Girl In A JV Basketball Game
174
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Tom Ley
January 31, 2023
This Is So Stupid
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274
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Albert Burneko
January 5, 2023
Life's Rich Pageant
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Tom Ley
January 5, 2023
NFL
How Many Snow Angels Is Too Many Snow Angels When A Guy Is Writhing In Pain Next To You?
102
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Tom Ley
January 2, 2023
Year In Review
What Horrible Things Did We Do To Our Penises Last Year?
320
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Barry Petchesky
January 1, 2023
Year In Review
What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year?
526
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Barry Petchesky
December 25, 2022
Life's Rich Pageant
Lunatic Sports Radio Caller Detects Bidenesque “Fraudulent Corruption” In Carlos Correa Deal
125
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Chris Thompson
December 21, 2022
Life's Rich Pageant
Salt Bae Thinks He’s On The Team
181
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Samer Kalaf
December 19, 2022
Life's Rich Pageant
This Emmanuel Macron Guy Is A Real Piece Of Work
160
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Tom Ley
December 19, 2022
Bowling
Duckpin Bowling Loses Its Home
204
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Dave McKenna
December 12, 2022
College Football
Deion Sanders Meets New Players, Tells Them To Get Lost
209
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Tom Ley
December 5, 2022
Soccer
Christian Pulisic’s Goal Not As Ballsy As It First Appeared
87
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Tom Ley
December 1, 2022
Life's Rich Pageant
Who Could Have Possibly Predicted The Bull Testicle Guy Was Juicing?
483
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Patrick Redford
November 30, 2022
Life's Rich Pageant
What’s Your Go-To Doodle?
202
Comments
Laura Wagner
November 29, 2022
Golf
Bryson DeChambeau Abandons Quest To Become Large After It Made Him Feel “Weird”
124
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Giri Nathan
November 22, 2022
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Beware The Blue Checks
249
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Samer Kalaf
November 9, 2022
Sports Highlight Of The Day
The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is Philly’s Chicken Man Eating A Chicken
114
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Lauren Theisen
November 6, 2022
Life's Rich Pageant
“Cornhole’s Dirty Underbelly” Revealed?
185
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Laura Wagner
November 4, 2022
Soccer
A Free Trip To The World Cup Will Only Cost Your Soul
148
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Ray Ratto
November 2, 2022
Life's Rich Pageant
In Search Of A Hot Pink Bitch Named Breakfast
194
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Annie Rauwerda
October 27, 2022
Life's Rich Pageant
Paul Pierce Had A Grim Men’s Cake For His Birthday
91
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Tom Ley
October 20, 2022
Life's Rich Pageant
The Misremembered History Of The Internet’s Funniest Buzzer-Beater
183
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Brian Feldman
October 19, 2022
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