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The genre of American political candidates—a vat filled to the brim with uncanny freaks whose physical presence alone is enough to make anyone’s skin crawl—trying and failing to act folksy and normal so as to appeal to as many folksy and normal voters as possible, all of whom are just a figment of some pollster’s […]

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Mate, You’ve Gone And Named Your Stand After A Bloody Serial Murderer!

Soccer
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Now Is As Good A Time As Any To Start A Spotted Lanternfly Kill Log

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The Secret History Of The Internet’s Funniest Buzzer-Beater

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Andrew McCutchen: “Furries”

MLB
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Oh No, Sir Lucas Capetian Is Out As CEO At Color Star

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Jim Tomsula Is Alive And Ready To Slap Someone On The Back

NFL
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Dear God, Tommy Pham Might Release The IR Rules

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Tommy Pham Slapping Joc Pederson Over Fantasy Football Is The Sports Story Of The Year

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Bulgarian Soccer Owner Sets New Standard For Self-Sabotage

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Point/Counterpoint: Landing A Plane If You Had To

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Rudy Giuliani Has Borrowed A Smaller Man’s Khakis And Is Ready To Talk Golf

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The Cost Of Getting Epic

Life Lessons
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Did The U.S. Military Almost Shoot Down A U.S. Military Plane For Participating In A Military Appreciation Night Stunt In The U.S. Capital? No. Nothing To See Here.

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A Brief And Fruitful Quest To Find Neil, Who Banged Out The Tunes

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There Is DRAMA Over Irish Dance’s First Replay Review

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Have You Seen The Ass?

MLB
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I Hereby Beg All Outside Creatures To Please Remain Outside Of My Home

Animals
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Give It Up For The Heroic Barf-Cleaner

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Rooting For The Home Team

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