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Hiccup President Is Now Doo-Doo President

If you spent any time online today, it is very likely that you were confronted with one of the more incredible phrases ever produced by the English language: “Bolsonaro in hospital as hiccups persist for more than 10 days.” That headline of course referred to Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro, an evil person who is constantly […]

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We Must Find The Devilish Hacker Who Sent A Mildly Embarrassing But Totally Innocuous Tweet From Jay Williams’s Account

NBA

Listen To This Spanish Lady Roast A Triathlete For Blowing A Race

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Innocent Children Forced To Sit There And Watch Meyers Leonard Cry

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Jay-Z, Meek Mill, And Michael Rubin Make My Head Explode

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So You’ve Accidentally Found Yourself At A Massive TikTok Party

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The USFL Is Back, Because No Bad Idea Ever Dies

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The Wildwood Boardwalk T-Shirts Of 1978

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Let Me Tell You About My Secret Pride, Irish Dance

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Despite Stellar Cheesesteaks, Hometown Deli’s Stock Stays Flat

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Let’s Rate The Dismal Beef Of Right-Wing Internet Psychos Trying To Own Imaginary Libs

This Is So Stupid

What Is The Correct Way To Count Off In Rock Paper Scissors?

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A CNBC Reporter Ruined My Lunch Plans: A Visit To The N.J. Deli Worth $100 Million

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I Can’t Stop Watching This Deranged Video Of Aaron Rodgers And Shailene Woodley At Disney World

NFL

Keith Hernandez Explains The Story Of His Hungry Cat As There’s A Drive Into Deep Left By Dom Smith

MLB

Paul Pierce Loses ESPN Gig After Broadcasting Grim Men’s Evening

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Man Has Triumphed Over Boat

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The Blood Shoes Will Steal Your Immortal Sole

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Oh No! Big Boat Is Stuck

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High School Sport Announcer Clarifies That His Vile Racist Outburst Was Simply The Result Of Spiking Blood Sugar

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