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Despite Stellar Cheesesteaks, Hometown Deli’s Stock Stays Flat

The shirts for sale at Hometown Deli in Paulsboro, New Jersey, are classic local-deli shirts. They have the deli’s logo and phone number on the front—as if someone’s going to see the t-shirt and place an order—and a cheeky slogan on the back. Eat so we both don’t starve, they read. Pretty funny! Well. The […]

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A split image: A cheesesteak surrounded by fries on a table with a flower and a soda; and a t-shirt that says "HOMETOWN DELI: Eat So We Both Don't Starve"

Let’s Rate The Dismal Beef Of Right-Wing Internet Psychos Trying To Own Imaginary Libs

This Is So Stupid
A really frightening cut of meat.

What Is The Correct Way To Count Off In Rock Paper Scissors?

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XXX during the first Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard and Spock tournament in Australia on December 13, 2015 in Melbourne, Australia. Originally created by blogger Sam Kass, the game was made famous by The Big Bang Theory's Sheldon Cooper. This is the first time The Big Bang Theory fans in Australia will be able to play in a real tournament.

A CNBC Reporter Ruined My Lunch Plans: A Visit To The N.J. Deli Worth $100 Million

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The front of Your Hometown Deli

I Can’t Stop Watching This Deranged Video Of Aaron Rodgers And Shailene Woodley At Disney World

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A screenshot of Aaron Rodgers and Shailene Woodley at Disney World. They are both wearing masks.

Keith Hernandez Explains The Story Of His Hungry Cat As There’s A Drive Into Deep Left By Dom Smith

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Paul Pierce Loses ESPN Gig After Broadcasting Grim Men’s Evening

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Man Has Triumphed Over Boat

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SUEZ, EGYPT - MARCH 29: The container ship 'Ever Given' is refloated, unblocking the Suez Canal on March 29, 2021 in Suez, Egypt. This morning the container ship came partly unstuck from the shoreline, where it ran aground in the canal last Tuesday, and later resumed its course shortly after 3pm local time. The Suez Canal is one of the world's busiest shipping lanes and the blockage had created a backlog of vessels at either end, raising concerns over the impact on global shipping and supply chains. (Photo by Mahmoud Khaled/Getty Images)

The Blood Shoes Will Steal Your Immortal Sole

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Lil Nas X, holding up a pair of the Blood Shoes

Oh No! Big Boat Is Stuck

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High School Sport Announcer Clarifies That His Vile Racist Outburst Was Simply The Result Of Spiking Blood Sugar

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Feebly Mumbling “Blue Lives Matter” Did Not Get Johnny Damon Out Of His DUI Arrest

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We Have Been Deprived Of The Elfstedentocht For Far Too Long

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Dutch skater Henk Angenent (C/red/black) is followed by others as he glides across ice on a canal at Hindeloopen on February 14, 2021, as he attempts the 'Elfstedentocht' in the Netherlands' province of Friesland. - Angenent a farmer, who was winner of the last edition of the 'Elfstedentocht' in 1997, which is an organised 200-kilometre skating tour along the 11 Frisian towns and has been adapted to comly with restrictions as part of the ongoing coronavirus (Covid-19) pandemic. (Photo by ROBIN VAN LONKHUIJSEN / ANP / AFP) / Netherlands OUT (Photo by ROBIN VAN LONKHUIJSEN/ANP/AFP via Getty Images)

A “Predatory” Stop-Sign Camera Is Terrorizing My Neighborhood

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HOLLY BEACH, LA - AUGUST 27: A damaged stop sign sit among flood water after Hurricane Laura passed through the area August 27, 2020 in Holly Beach, Louisiana. Hurricane Laura came ashore bringing rain and high winds to the South East region of the state causing extensive damage to the area. (Photo by Eric Thayer/Getty Images)

Good Riddance To America’s Most Hated Wendy’s

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Ice-Covered Street Provides Universal Life Lesson

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Icy street

Look At These Dorks

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A crowd of dorks chants "stop the vote" in front of an election station in Detroit.

Delightful Masshole Shares Her Simple Reason To Vote

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A woman holding a Dunkin' iced coffee and wearing a Patriots jersey and New England sports facemask

An Interview With The Professional Exterminator Who Defeated My Accursèd Roach Trunk

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Disgusting cockroaches cover a paper structure.

Some Shit Is Going Down In Alaska, Man

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From left, booze cookie-maker Molly Blakeley, disgraced Anchorage mayor Ethan Berkowitz, also disgraced TV reporter Maria Athens
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