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Bryson DeChambeau Abandons Quest To Become Large After It Made Him Feel “Weird”

“I’m going to become massive,” said Bryson DeChambeau in late 2019, before the regret had set in. He had set out on a bulking cycle that eventually saw him gain about 50 pounds in less than a year, via specialized weight training and a preposterous diet. His goal was to hit the golf ball farther. […]

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Beware The Blue Checks

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The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is Philly’s Chicken Man Eating A Chicken

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“Cornhole’s Dirty Underbelly” Revealed?

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A Free Trip To The World Cup Will Only Cost Your Soul

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In Search Of A Hot Pink Bitch Named Breakfast

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Paul Pierce Had A Grim Men’s Cake For His Birthday

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The Misremembered History Of The Internet’s Funniest Buzzer-Beater

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Pro Fishing Has Its Own Cheating Scandal Involving Weights In Prize-Winning Fish

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Remembering Boudreaux, D.C.’s Ultimate Anti-Fan

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Humanity Can, Should, And Must Keep Hucking Shit Against The Stars

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Color Star’s Metaverse Adventure Continues With Promise To Make Smart Phones

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Feds: Publicly Traded Deli Worth $100 Million A Massive Fraud After All

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Get A Load Of These Dolts

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How To Not Die On The Giant Slide In Belle Isle

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Wife Needs Crudités!

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Mate, You’ve Gone And Named Your Stand After A Bloody Serial Murderer!

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Now Is As Good A Time As Any To Start A Spotted Lanternfly Kill Log

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The Secret History Of The Internet’s Funniest Buzzer-Beater

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Andrew McCutchen: “Furries”

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