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Let’s Poach Some Eggs, The Extremely Easy Thing To Do
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Albert Burneko
April 30, 2022
Elder Wisdom
And So, After All These Years, We Meet Again, My Greatest Enemy: Chicken
314
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Ray Ratto
April 22, 2022
The Defector Crewneck Sweatshirt Is Back In Stock
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Elder Wisdom
Coffee: A Delayed Love Story
344
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Drew Magary
April 7, 2022
Chefector
It’s Green, It’s Sauce, It’s Green Sauce
129
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Albert Burneko
April 2, 2022
Chefector
All Cocktails Should Be Slightly Disgusting
402
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Chris Thompson
March 21, 2022
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Let’s Stuff Some Artichokes
71
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Albert Burneko
March 19, 2022
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Here Are The Caffeine Habits Of The Defector Staff
440
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Defector Staff
March 9, 2022
Chefector
Let’s Make A Salad Out Of Winter’s Last Citrus
96
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Albert Burneko
March 5, 2022
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Let’s Make Some Mascarpone
103
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Albert Burneko
February 19, 2022
This Is So Stupid
They Should Make Big English Muffins
279
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Barry Petchesky
January 26, 2022
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Let’s Make Crab Soup
413
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Albert Burneko
January 22, 2022
Chefector
Nocino Report: Defeated By Walnuts
121
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Patrick Redford
January 10, 2022
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Let’s Make The Reasonable Omelet
190
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Albert Burneko
January 8, 2022
Chefector
Jack Hughes Has Insulted Detroit-Style Pizza, And Therefore My Honor
281
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Lauren Theisen
January 6, 2022
Chefector
A Pot Of Beans, By Any Other Name
141
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Albert Burneko
December 11, 2021
Chefector
Let’s Make Something Sweet, With Cardamom
81
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Nandini Balial
November 27, 2021
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Let’s Make Some Ravioli
109
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Albert Burneko
November 13, 2021
Sports Highlight Of The Day
The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is: Big Hot Pot
166
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Chris Thompson
November 8, 2021
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Let’s Cook Mushroom Soup
94
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Albert Burneko
October 30, 2021
The Machines
Boston Tech Startup Develops Worst Imaginable Way To Get A Cup Of Coffee
382
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Albert Burneko
October 21, 2021
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Let’s Make Pierogi
154
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Albert Burneko
October 16, 2021
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Plagiarism Is The Weirdest Of All The Frauds
238
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Albert Burneko
October 12, 2021
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Let’s Cook Some Escarole With Beans And Sausage
84
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Albert Burneko
October 2, 2021
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Let’s Throw Together Some Stuffed Peppers
114
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Albert Burneko
September 18, 2021
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Let’s Bake Some Cornbread
174
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Albert Burneko
September 4, 2021
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