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Sports Highlight Of The Day

The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is This Idiot Dog Starting A Fire

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Kathryn Xu

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Barry Petchesky

Vintage color photograph of a chimpanzee in a skirt, stupid blouse, wristwatch and boots seated at a cluttered desk in a faux office, typing on a red typewriter. (Photo by Found Image Holdings/Corbis via Getty Images)

Typing Chimpanzee

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Point/Counterpoint: Monkeys Typing Shakespeare

A female green and gold bell frog eating the leg and holding the leg of a male frog

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I’ve Never Messed Up So Bad

<p>Matt Ufford is the head of video and audio at Yahoo Sports.</p>


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Matt Ufford

A yellow-headed caracara close to reasonably priced children’s clothes and locked-up deodorant. Photo: Matt Ufford

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Wings Week

Let The World Come To You On The Wings Of Vagrant Birds

Peanut Butter the dog gets going on his speedrun attempt

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Video Games

Peanut Butter The Dog Hits A Two-Run Blast, And The Crowd Goes Wild

Greenfinches and Goldfinches on and around a bird feeder.

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You’re A Birder, James Hetfield

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Kelsey McKinney

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Life Lessons

Berry Thief, My Enemy; Berry Thief, My Friend

<p>Columnist. Author of many <a href="https://www.amazon.com/Drew-Magary/e/B001JS8R52/ref=dp_byline_cont_pop_book_1">fine works of literature</a>, including <em>Point B</em>. Handsomest man in the world.</p>


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Drew Magary

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Animals

I Have Become A Crazy Dog Person

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Albert Burneko

Bees

A Huge Frickin’ Swarm Of Honeybees Came To My House!

Honeybee drinking nectar from a flower in Markham, Ontario, Canada, on September 10, 2022. (Photo by Creative Touch Imaging Ltd./NurPhoto)

Honeybee Drinking Nectar From A Flower

The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is The First Honeybee Ever To Pull A String

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Ray Ratto

LONDON, ENGLAND - MARCH 02: The shadow of a cemetery worker is cast on reclaimed gravestones in London City Cemetery on March 2, 2009 in London, England. The cemetery is piloting a scheme whereby graves over 75 years old become eligible for reclamation. New interments will be placed into the existing graves, the headstones will be turned around and re-used, carving the names of the newly deceased. Once a grave has been earmarked by English heritage the cemetery must wait one year to see if family members claim the existing grave. By conserving as many memorials as possible the City of London hopes to maintain the historic cemetery landscape and sustain buriel provisions for the future. (Photo by Dan Kitwood/Getty Images)

City Of London Cemetery Pilots New Scheme To Reclaim Old Graves For Re-Use

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Defunct Is Still Undefeated


<p>Investigations Editor. You can contact her at diana@defector.com or dfmoskovitz@protonmail.com. She&#8217;s also on Signal @dmoskovitz.99</p>


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Diana Moskovitz

A photo of Lilly the cat. She's smokey with black and white coloring, a little white bib, and green eyes. She's sitting atop a blanket atop our couch looking quite regal.

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For Lilly, Always There

Eastern carpenter bee (Xylocopa virginica) collects pollen from a flowering goldenrod plant in Markham, Ontario, Canada, on September 03, 2023.

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Damn Us Both To Hell, The Carpenter Bees Are Back


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Sabrina Imbler

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This Parasite Has Become A Full-Time Booger

Two adult male humpback whales. one whale has its penis inserted into the genital opening of the whale below it An injury is visible on the mandible of the whale underneath.

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Fleeting Joy, Unexpected Despair, And Eventual Peace; Or, The Time I Learned About Two Gay Humpback Whales

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Flaco Never Escaped

Flaco, a brown and black Eurasian eagle owl who escaped the Central Park Zoo, roosts in a tree in New York's Central Park with a squirrel nearby.

Flaco, an escaped Eagle owl, remains in Central Park

Flaco Gave Us A Willingness To See The World

A round stingray (Urolophus halleri) I photographed in shallow water at Bolsa Chica wetlands (Southern California). The clouds of sand around the eyes and and body were formed as the stingray flapped and positioned deeper in the sand, expelling water. You can see the spiracles behind the eyes.

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Charlotte The Ray Did NOT Have Sex With A Shark, So Stop Asking!

opossum, Red-Tailed Hawk, Raccoon (Photo by Dick Loek/Toronto Star via Getty Images)

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This Is So Stupid

Critter Or Varmint?

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The Sex Fest Keeps Getting Worse and Worse

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The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is A Horny Fish Jumping Competition

Collared Peccary or Javelina is widespread through the Southwestern United States and Central and South America. It is not a member of the pig family, despite its looks.

Collared Peccary or Javelina is widespread through the Southwestern United States and Central and South America.  It is not a member of the pig family, despite its looks.

I Ate All Your Precious Golf Worms And I’d Do It Again

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A child and llama competing in the Llama-Alpaca Costume Contest at the Minnesota State Fair.

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Life's Rich Pageant

What I Saw At The Minnesota State Fair’s Llama-Alpaca Experience


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Dan McQuade

Devin the Dugong superimposed over the SMU mascot laying in a pool of confetti

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Devin The Defector Dugong Is A Roaring Success In Earned Media

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The Dead And The Beautiful