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Drew Magary

Owner Terry Pegula of the Buffalo Bills looks on prior to the NFL 2025 game between New Orleans Saints and Buffalo Bills at Highmark Stadium on September 28, 2025 in Orchard Park, New York.

New Orleans Saints v Buffalo Bills

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Terry Pegula Is A Big Disgrace And An Even Bigger Fucking Loser

TV crews set up microphones at the House Tringale before the start of the press conference with comedian Jon Stewart on Monday, March 5, 2018, to call on OMB Director Mick Mulvaney to withdraw his proposal to separate the World Trade Center Health Program (WTCHP) from National Institute of Occupational Safety and Health (NIOSH) direction.

911 Health Press Conference

Funbag

Who Wants To Be A Hero?

Aaron Rodgers #8 of the Pittsburgh Steelers looks on at the line of scrimmage during the game against the Detroit Lions at Ford Field on December 21, 2025 in Detroit, Michigan.

Pittsburgh Steelers v Detroit Lions – NFL 2025

Fuck The Fourth-Down Bluff

Three characters in the Stranger Things finale

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A Belated Review Of ‘Stranger Things’ Season 5 (Which Sucked A Fat One)

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Airplane cabin with in flight entertainment screens lit up, jetblue, New York

After The Redeye

US President Barack Obama holds up a jar of salsa while shopping at the Golden Fig food store in St. Paul, Minnesota on June 26, 2014. The store offers Minnesota produced foods and gifts. AFP PHOTO/Mandel NGAN

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Can I Use Salsa As A Salad Dressing?

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Merry Christmas, You Filthy Animal

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Hater's Guide

The 2025 Hater’s Guide To The Williams-Sonoma Catalog

The Apple Mail application icon is seen on an iPhone home screen in Warsaw, Poland on March 3, 2021.

Apple IOS Application Illustrations

Push Notifications Were Made To Imprison You

Josh Allen #17 of the Buffalo Bills takes on the Cincinnati Bengals during the NFL 2025 game between Cincinnati Bengals and Buffalo Bills at Highmark Stadium on December 7, 2025 in Orchard Park, New York.

Cincinnati Bengals v Buffalo Bills – NFL 2025

Now We Must All Become Bills Fans

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Pat McAfee Is Intolerable

Photo by Tim Leedy 1/1/09Pork and Sauerkraut on New Year's day.Paul and Sara Wixon of Muhlenberg twp have a family dinner at Wegman's restaurant in Muhlenberg Twp.

Photo by Tim Leedy 1/1/09Pork and Sauerkraut on New Year’s day.Paul and Sara Wixon of Muhlenberg twp have a family dinner at Wegman’s restaurant in Muhlenberg Twp.

Eat Dinner Early

A spectator attempts to complete a newspaper crossword during the Vitality County Championship match between Gloucestershire and Glamorgan at College Ground on July 01, 2024 in Cheltenham, England.

Gloucestershire v Glamorgan  – Vitality County Championship

Oh Shit, I’m A Crossword Dork Now

View of American media mogul and businesswoman Martha Stewart, in a blue, striped apron, as she works in her kitchen, Westport, Connecticut, August 1976.

Martha Stewart At Home

Confessions Of A Domestic Demigod

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All Of The Brands Suck At Branding

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Which Fictional Character Would You Hate To See Go MAGA?

J.J. McCarthy #9 of the Minnesota Vikings looks on during warmups before the game against the Baltimore Ravens at U.S. Bank Stadium on November 09, 2025 in Minneapolis, Minnesota.

Baltimore Ravens v Minnesota Vikings

J.J. McCarthy Sucks

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At Long Last, I Have Perfected My Chocolate Chip Cookie Recipe

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Pips Understands The True Joy Of Puzzle-Solving

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Scrabble game, board with the term HILFE (help) and figures

Big Words Are Big Fun

Fox Sports play-by-play announcer Gus Johnson before a college basketball game between the St. John's Red Storm and the Connecticut Huskies at Madison Square Garden on February 23, 2025 in New York City.

Connecticut v St. John’s

College Football

At Last, Gus Johnson Meets An Octave He Cannot Defeat

U.S. President Donald Trump departs Air Force One on October 30, 2025 at Joint Base Andrews, Maryland. Trump is returning to Washington following a high-stakes meeting with Chinese President Xi Jinping, alongside securing trade deals with ASEAN, Japanese and South Korean partners on his week-long Asian tour.

President Trump Returns To U.S. After Asia Trip

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If You’re Stuck At An Airport Right Now, It’s Because Trump Fucked You

Kareem Hunt #29 of the Kansas City Chiefs runs with the ball against Cole Bishop #24 of the Buffalo Bills during the game at Highmark Stadium on November 2, 2025 in Orchard Park, New York.

Kansas City Chiefs v Buffalo Bills – NFL 2025

And Now, Rude Midseason Notes For Every NFL Team

A man is seen using the OpenAI ChatGPT artificial intelligence chat website in this illustration photo on 18 July, 2023.

AI Chat Illustration Photos

Am I A Shitty Person For Using AI At Work?

Head Coach Bill Belichick of the North Carolina Tar Heels poses during a press conference on December 12, 2024 in Chapel Hill, North Carolina.

North Carolina Tar Heels Present New Football Coach Bill Belichick

Our Rich People Suck At Spending Money