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Science
Neither Elon Musk Nor Anybody Else Will Ever Colonize Mars
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Albert Burneko
September 11, 2024
Science
Boeing Starliner Astronauts Electively Spending Five More Months In Space To Hitch Ride In Different Vehicle Due To Preference For Not Dying
203
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Albert Burneko
August 26, 2024
Remind Everyone That Your Team Sucks
The Why Your Team Sucks series is back in full swing, so it's a perfect time to order this t-shirt. Wear it loud, wear it proud: Your Team Sucks.
Soccer
Deadbeat Club At War With Its Own Players, Again
104
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Albert Burneko
August 19, 2024
Defector At The Movies
‘Alien: Romulus’ Is Exhausting, Gross As Hell, And Incredibly Fun
194
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Albert Burneko
August 17, 2024
Soccer
And Now, A Timely And Exhaustive Preview Of The 2024-25 Premier League Season
180
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Luis Paez-Pumar
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Albert Burneko
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Ray Ratto
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Tom Ley
August 16, 2024
This Is So Stupid
Do Not Say The Boeing Starliner Astronauts Are Stranded In Space, Which They Cannot Presently Return From Due To Problems With Their Spacecraft
203
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Albert Burneko
August 1, 2024
Soccer
Barcelona’s Pursuit Of Nico Williams Is Yet Another Degrading Farce
43
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Albert Burneko
July 29, 2024
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