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Horses race in the 2023 Kentucky Derby at Churchill Downs

Horse Racing

Horse Racing To Hide Somewhere Else Until Storm Blows Over

Stephen Strasburg of the Washington Nationals, looking sad

Extremely Depressing Report: Stephen Strasburg’s Body Is A Wreck

An old black-and-white photo of a game between the Celtics and Royals

A Timely And Data-Loaded 2023 NBA Finals Preview, For Basketball Idiots

Caleb Martin of the Miami Heat shoots over Derrick White of the Boston Celtics in Monday night's Game 7 of the Eastern Conference Finals

The Heat Win Ugly

Chefector

Your Crummy Apartment Stove Is Perfectly Fine For Cooking

Real Madrid's Vinícius Jr. reacts to being sent off against Valenica CF after incidents of racism from fans

La Liga

La Liga’s Racism Problem Boils Over

U.S. Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg, who sucks at his job

Media Meltdowns

How Not To Interview A Transportation Secretary

Happy Recrimination Season To All Who Celebrate

A glass of pink lemonade, outside with flowers in the background.

Pink Lemonade For Everybody!

SAN JOSE, CA - MARCH 17: Former Theranos CEO Elizabeth Holmes moves through security while on her way to court on March 17, 2023 in San Jose, California. Holmes is appearing in court for a restitution hearing. (Photo by Philip Pacheco/Getty Images)

Everyone Who Knows What Elizabeth Holmes Did Wrong, Step Forward (Not So Fast, The New York Times)

An NYC subway car with an MTA badge by the door

Capital

Jordan Neely Just Needed Some Help

Steph Curry with the Sacramento crowd behind him

Well, Shit: Steph Curry’s Fourth-Quarter Buckets, Graded For Rudeness

How To Help Your Kids Learn To Like A Food

Giannis Erupts On Reporter With Heated Display Of Nuanced Understanding Of The Ultimate Purpose Of Sport

New York's Jalen Brunson and Julius Randle confer during Game 2 of their first-round series against the Cleveland Cavaliers

The Knicks Spent A Quarter In Hell

A pigeon selects from the culinary delights in an overflowing garbage can

Uncleanliness Is Next To Godliness

Barcelona's Robert Lewandowski and Ansu Fati react to a missed scoring opportunity against Getafe CF

Barcelona’s Doing Its Damnedest To Make Winning Boring

Old-timey black-and-white basketball photo

A Timely Preview Of The 2023 NBA Playoffs, Almost Certainly Including All Of The Participants

Politics

Clarence Thomas Has A Billionaire Sponsor And Nobody Can Do Anything About It

A close play on a steal attempt at second base, between the Seattle Mariners and Cleveland Guardians.

This Is So Stupid

It’s Too Easy To Steal Bases!

Los Angeles Angel Of Anaheim Does Amazing Baseball Thing, For Naught

Bring Forth The Arrest

Barcelona players celebrate Franck Kessié's stoppage-time winner against Real Madrid, Mar. 19 2023

Things Are Looking Up For Barcelona, So Long As You Don’t Look Up

How To Break Free Of Recipe Dependence

Ron DeSantis with his big gross mouth open like a nightmare baby bird.