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Laura Wagner
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Soccer
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Patrick Redford
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Defector Staff
April 1, 2022
Soccer
Here’s The 2022 World Cup Draw
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Luis Paez-Pumar
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College Basketball
Coach K’s 30 NCAA Tournament Losses, Ranked From Delightful To Even More Delightful
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Robert Weintraub
April 1, 2022
Tennis
We Gotta Talk About Carlos Alcaraz
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Giri Nathan
April 1, 2022
NFL
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Tom Ley
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Podcasts
The Karkovice Identity, With Tim Marchman
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David Roth
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Elder Wisdom
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Dave McKenna
March 31, 2022
Media Meltdowns
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89
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Laura Wagner
March 31, 2022
Things We Actually Like
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90
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Giri Nathan
March 31, 2022
MLB
I Fixed The Fake Ty Cobb Statue At The Tigers’ Spring Training Stadium
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Dan McQuade
March 31, 2022
NHL
The Kraken Have Washed Ashore, But They’re Not Stranded
47
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Lauren Theisen
March 31, 2022
Soccer
Barcelona Showed Off For The Biggest Crowd In Women’s Soccer History
34
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Luis Paez-Pumar
March 31, 2022
NBA
What Are The Warriors?
54
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Ray Ratto
March 31, 2022
NBA
The Timberwolves Deserve Better
98
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Tom Ley
March 31, 2022
NFL
I Choose To Believe Tom Brady Forced Out Bruce Arians
204
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Ray Ratto
March 31, 2022
Defector Up All Night
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272
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Tom Ley
March 30, 2022
Media Meltdowns
Russell Wilson Has A Beverage Brand For Various Hydration Occasions And Functional Need States
210
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Albert Burneko
March 30, 2022
Politics
Fuck Joe Manchin
450
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Drew Magary
March 30, 2022
NBA
The Utah Jazz Are Broken
70
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Patrick Redford
March 30, 2022
NBA
The Heroic Spurs Must Send The Vile Lakers Spiraling Into Hell
100
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Chris Thompson
March 30, 2022
This Is So Stupid
Losing Teams In The NCAA Tournament Should Get To Deface The Coca-Cola Logo
135
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Dan McQuade
March 30, 2022
MLB
MLB’s Traveling Home Run Derby Is Very Dumb, Possibly Fun
85
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Ray Ratto
March 30, 2022
Politics
Former President Of The United States: “It Went CLANK Into The Hole”
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David Roth
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