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NFL
The Texans May Be Doomed For All Eternity To Lose Games At The Colts’ Two-Yard Line
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Patrick Redford
December 21, 2020
Soccer
As Bruno Fernandes Goes, So Does Manchester United
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Luis Paez-Pumar
December 21, 2020
NFL
Lions Special-Teams Coach Approaches Maximum Subterfuge, Is Fired
96
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Chris Thompson
December 21, 2020
NHL
Hockey Back
182
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Barry Petchesky
December 21, 2020
NFL
The Failed Fumble Recovery In The End Zone Is The Worst Way To Score And I Love It
61
Comments
Lauren Theisen
December 21, 2020
NFL
Nobody Does Quarterback Controversies Like The Eagles
172
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Dan McQuade
December 21, 2020
Death To The NCAA
The Hottest Phrase In COVID-Era Sports Is An Abundance Of Nonsense
140
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Maitreyi Anantharaman
December 21, 2020
NFL
That One’s On The Rams
105
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Samer Kalaf
December 20, 2020
NFL
Was Tom Brady Crud Today?
69
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Samer Kalaf
December 20, 2020
NFL
The Washington Football Team’s Intra-Owner Fight Is Such A Disaster That All Of Them Are Going To Get Richer
54
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Albert Burneko
December 20, 2020
NFL
Derrick Henry’s Latest Stiff-Arm Recipient Is This Poor Lions Cornerback
43
Comments
Samer Kalaf
December 20, 2020
NBA
Nature Is Healing: Grayson Allen Does Some Pointless, Self-Defeating Goon Shit In A Preseason Game, Again
98
Comments
Albert Burneko
December 20, 2020
Media Meltdowns
At Least Now You Know Which Video Game Reviewers Are Sellout Clowns
472
Comments
Albert Burneko
December 20, 2020
College Football
College Football Playoff Moves Rose Bowl For The Greediest Reason
121
Comments
Samer Kalaf
December 20, 2020
Zillowing Out
A $1.5 Million North Carolina Estate To Join Me On For Christmas
225
Comments
Kelsey McKinney
December 19, 2020
College Football
Brian Kelly Throws A Tantrum, Threatens To Do The Right Thing For The Wrong Reason
91
Comments
Ray Ratto
December 18, 2020
Staff Chat
Sit Down And Chat With The Defector Staff
629
Comments
Samer Kalaf
December 18, 2020
NFL
Alex Smith Will Not Suffer A Football-Related Injury To Either Of His Legs For At Least One Week
47
Comments
Chris Thompson
December 18, 2020
NBA
Bizarre Clippers Lawsuit Features Jerry West Allegedly Calling Lakers A Shit Show
37
Comments
Patrick Redford
December 18, 2020
Video Games
Going On Runs
83
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Giri Nathan
December 18, 2020
NFL
The Raiders Cannot Defeat December
68
Comments
Ray Ratto
December 18, 2020
Announcements
Congrats To This Dumbass, Who Now Has To Give Defector $500,000
503
Comments
Tom Ley
December 18, 2020
NFL
NFL Security Breach Leads To Violation Of Throwback Apparel Protocol
96
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Tom Ley
December 18, 2020
Politics
What I Learned From Reading Over A Thousand Letters To Santa
229
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Leland Nally
December 18, 2020
Soccer
Tim Weah Is Still Here
20
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Billy Haisley
December 17, 2020
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