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Defector, A Roaringly Successful Website Beloved By Several Thousand People, Is Now Offering Special Holiday Gift Subscriptions
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Tom Ley
November 27, 2020
NFL
Here Is Your Thanksgiving Day Football Open Thread
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Tom Ley
November 26, 2020
Jamboroo
I Am Fucking PUMPED For The Holidays At Home
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Drew Magary
November 26, 2020
Podcasts
Talking Solidarity And Starchy Side Dishes, With Albert Burneko
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David Roth
November 26, 2020
Life Lessons
Cook With A Timer, You Neanderthals
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Lauren Theisen
November 26, 2020
Defector Up All Night
Good Luck Enjoying Thanksgiving Football This Year
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Tom Ley
November 25, 2020
Soccer
Diego Maradona Was Soccer’s First And Last Deity
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Ray Ratto
November 25, 2020
Soccer
Barcelona Is A Total Mess, But At Least Sergiño Dest Is Killing It
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Billy Haisley
November 25, 2020
NFL
Holy Shit, It’s Mike Glennon!
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Tom Ley
November 25, 2020
NFL
The Jaguars Are Testing Just How Bad A Franchise Can Be And Still Get Stadium Money
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Ray Ratto
November 25, 2020
NFL
What Can The Distribution Of Positive COVID-19 Results Tell Us About The NFL’s Testing Program?
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Kelsey McKinney
November 24, 2020
NHL
Oh No, Connor McDavid’s Home Is Unspeakably Chilling
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Maitreyi Anantharaman
November 24, 2020
Funbag
An Ode To Shredded Cheese
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Drew Magary
November 24, 2020
Science
President-Elect Joe Biden Must Direct The National Ignition Facility To Fire 192 Lasers At My Solar Plexus
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Chris Thompson
November 24, 2020
This Is So Stupid
Make Sports Trophies Cooler
199
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Albert Burneko
November 24, 2020
MLB
The Rays, Who Had The 28th-Highest Payroll Last Year, Are Reportedly Looking To Dump Salary
112
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Lauren Theisen
November 24, 2020
NFL
Is It Ethical To Use A Fantasy Football Loophole To Start A Player Out Of Position?
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Dan McQuade
November 24, 2020
College Basketball
College Basketball Isn’t Going To Handle This Any Better
104
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Patrick Redford
November 24, 2020
NFL
Was Tom Brady Crud Tonight?
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Chris Thompson
November 23, 2020
Soccer
Tottenham Has Found Its Missing Ingredient
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Billy Haisley
November 23, 2020
Politics
Embattled President Rallies Supporters With Awful Noises From Inside Hermetically Sealed Car
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David Roth
November 23, 2020
NBA
Now Is The Time To Rot Your Mind With Highlights Of NBA Doofuses
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Tom Ley
November 23, 2020
History
Echoes Of Bloody Sunday Abound In All-Ireland Football Tourney
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Dave McKenna
November 23, 2020
Soccer
Old Man Zlatan Is At The Center Of AC Milan’s Revival
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Luis Paez-Pumar
November 23, 2020
Death To The NCAA
Dabo Swinney Is The Perfect Shitbrained Coach For These Shitbrained Times
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Chris Thompson
November 23, 2020
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