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Creaturefector
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NHL
Columbus’s Biggest Believer Gets The Boot
36
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Lauren Theisen
February 15, 2024
Soccer
Everybody’s A Star At Real Madrid
12
Comments
Billy Haisley
February 15, 2024
Arts And Culture
‘The Traitors’ Is The Best Show On Television
131
Comments
Kelsey McKinney
February 15, 2024
College Basketball
Detroit Mercy Gave Up Losing For Lent
33
Comments
Dan McQuade
February 15, 2024
Hurling
The Wasting Of The Green: A Hurling Commentator’s Righteous Stadium Rant
51
Comments
Dave McKenna
February 15, 2024
Arts And Culture
I Am A ‘Top Boy’ Boy Now
61
Comments
Drew Magary
February 15, 2024
Life Lessons
I Have Become The Dr. Frankenstein Of Amps
71
Comments
Dave McKenna
February 15, 2024
NFL
Gunfire At Kansas City Chiefs Super Bowl Parade Leaves One Dead, More Than 20 Injured
596
Comments
Patrick Redford
February 15, 2024
Women's Basketball
My Basketball GOAT Is 5-Foot-4
50
Comments
Maitreyi Anantharaman
February 14, 2024
Defector Reads A Book
From Hell’s Heart We Blog At Thee: Let’s Chat About ‘Moby-Dick’
170
Comments
Sabrina Imbler
,
Kelsey McKinney
,
Barry Petchesky
,
Patrick Redford
, and
David Roth
February 14, 2024
MLB
Early Reviews Suggest That MLB’s New Jerseys Suck Ass
197
Comments
Patrick Redford
February 14, 2024
Policing
Cop Empties Clip On Suburban Street After Hearing Acorn Strike His Car
405
Comments
Tom Ley
February 14, 2024
MLB
The Padres Squandered The Greatest Gift
56
Comments
Lauren Theisen
February 14, 2024
MLB
Look Who’s Come Crawling Back To Oakland
200
Comments
Ray Ratto
February 14, 2024
Arts And Culture
It’s A Great Time To Be A Plagiarist
122
Comments
Soraya Roberts
February 14, 2024
Capital
The Problem With The Goggles Of The Future Is Today
315
Comments
Justin Ellis
February 14, 2024
Defector Up All Night
Look At This Big Stupid Desk
416
Comments
Tom Ley
February 13, 2024
NHL
Ridly Greig’s Empty-Net Clapper Has Turned Into A Provincial Scandal
200
Comments
Ray Ratto
February 13, 2024
Capital
Paramount CEO Announces Layoffs One Day After Boasting About Super Bowl Revenue
183
Comments
Israel Daramola
February 13, 2024
NBA
Ted Leonsis’s Suburban Dreams Are Drowning In Glenn Youngkin’s Big Fat Mouth
142
Comments
Chris Thompson
February 13, 2024
Funbag
Autoplay Wants To Eat Your Humanity
702
Comments
Drew Magary
February 13, 2024
NHL
Shesterkin Shutout Stifles Squabble
20
Comments
Lauren Theisen
February 13, 2024
This Is So Stupid
Critter Or Varmint?
388
Comments
Barry Petchesky
February 13, 2024
NBA
Don’t Look Now, But The Pistons Have Competition In The Crapper
69
Comments
Ray Ratto
February 13, 2024
Creaturefector
Mushroom Growing On A Frog? Now That’s A Toadstool
67
Comments
Sabrina Imbler
February 13, 2024
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