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Columnist. Author of many <a href="https://www.amazon.com/Drew-Magary/e/B001JS8R52/ref=dp_byline_cont_pop_book_1">fine works of literature</a>, including Point B. Handsomest man in the world.

Drew Magary

Jamboroo

Which NFL Head Coach Has The Most Punchable Face? A Defector Investigation

Tom Ley

Aaron Rodgers: If My Teammates Are Mad, They Should Debate Me

Annie Rauwerda is a writer and comedian from Michigan. She loves Wikipedia, digital archives, and her cat.

Annie Rauwerda

Life's Rich Pageant

In Search Of A Hot Pink Bitch Named Breakfast

Samer Kalaf

Antonio "AB" Brown poses during SprayGround 2022 Pop Up Fashion Show at Times Square on September 08, 2022 in New York City.

At Least Ye Still Has The Dubai Hotel Pervert In His Corner

Kelsey McKinney

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Chris Thompson

Chefector

The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Melts Under The Pressure Of Halloween Week

Luis Paez-Pumar

Christopher Nkunku of RB Leipzig celebrates scoring their side's second goal with teammates during the UEFA Champions League group F match between RB Leipzig and Real Madrid at Red Bull Arena on October 25, 2022 in Leipzig, Germany.

Soccer

Christopher Nkunku Is Just The Best

Soraya Roberts

Music

The Internet’s Biggest Jack Antonoff Hater Explains Himself

An illustration of several people, each one passing some juicy gossip on to the next one.

Podcasts

The Great Watchmaker In The Sky

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Sabrina Imbler

A photo of the Bass Pro Shops Pyramid at night

Creaturefector

Every Creature I Met At The Bass Pro Shops Pyramid

David Roth

Bryce Harper on the field after the Phillies defeated the Padres in the 2022 National League Championship Series.

Bryce Harper Is Burning Again

Barry Petchesky

SAN JOSE, CA - OCTOBER 25:Vegas Golden Knights center Phil Kessel (8) goes after the puck against San Jose Sharks defenseman Erik Karlsson (65) while playing in his 990th consecutive game in the match between the Vegas Golden Knights and the San Jose Sharks on Tuesday, October 25, 2022 at the SAP Center in San Jose, California. (Photo by Douglas Stringer/Icon Sportswire via Getty Images)

Phil Kessel Is Iron Man

Adopt A Terrible Son Who You Love Very Much This World Series Season

Billy Haisley

Dwight McNeil of Everton celebrates with teammate Alex Iwobi after scoring their team's third goal during the Premier League match between Everton FC and Crystal Palace at Goodison Park on October 22, 2022 in Liverpool, England.

All Of Everton’s Paths To Success Run Through Alex Iwobi

Patrick Redford

Mike Evans Wrote Down A Thing: The NFL’s Finest Minds Investigate

Albert Burneko

Kyrie Irving gives Ben Simmons a thumbs-up

How’s This Gonna Work?

Chicken Pot Pie from Costco. Note....Meagen Ogilvie story.(September 26 11RICK EGLINTON/TORONTO STAR.

Funbag

Some Annoying Recipes Are Worth It. LIKE MY KICK-ASS POT PIE.

FOXBOROUGH, MASSACHUSETTS - OCTOBER 24: Head coach Bill Belichick of the New England Patriots reacts during the first half against the Chicago Bears at Gillette Stadium on October 24, 2022 in Foxborough, Massachusetts. (Photo by Maddie Meyer/Getty Images)

Bill Belichick Really Brain Genius’d That One

Matt Ryan with his helmet pushed back on his head before leading his Colts to a loss against the damn Jacksonville Jaguars.

The Colts Have A Mess At Quarterback, And So Does The NFL

Lauren Theisen

This Is So Stupid

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Justin Fields And The Bears Might Have Figured Some Stuff Out

Defector Up All Night

A Lesson On The Meaning Of “Unpredictable,” With Booker T

Defector At The Movies

In ‘Watcher,’ Fear Is Scary

A still image from the Citizens For Sanity ads that ran during the MLB Playoffs, this one juxtaposing Bernie Sanders and words accusing him of having a love affair with violent criminals.

Politics

The Disgust Is The Product

Kenneth Walker Doesn’t Waste His Chances

Giri Nathan

Russell Westbrook bricks a jumper late in Lakers-Blazers as teammates Anthony Davis and LeBron James wave their hands in frustration.

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