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NFL
Kicking The Ball Out Of Your Opponent’s Hand Is In Fact A Very Cool Thing To Do On A Football Field
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Chris Thompson
December 13, 2020
Life Lessons
Is Drinking 40 Sips Of Water With Your Hand, Like A Cat, Every Morning “More Efficient” Than Using A Glass? An Investigation
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Dan McQuade
December 13, 2020
Science
Teeth Are Horrifying
114
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Chris Thompson
December 13, 2020
Death To The NCAA
Dan Mullen Was Embittered, And That Is Good Enough For Me
79
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Chris Thompson
December 13, 2020
Death To The NCAA
How Many Jobs Could Kevin Sumlin’s Buyout Have Saved?
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Tom Ley
December 13, 2020
Chefector
Let’s Make Some Butternut Squash Soup
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Albert Burneko
December 12, 2020
MLB
Let Us Now Praise The Garbage Feast At The Heart Of The MLB Winter Meetings
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David Roth
December 11, 2020
Life's Rich Pageant
Ice-Covered Street Provides Universal Life Lesson
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Tom Ley
December 11, 2020
Journalismism
I Hope Your Brain Is Big Enough To Make Sense Of This ESPN Blog About How The NBA Is Like Finance
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Patrick Redford
December 11, 2020
NBA
Kyrie Irving’s Gambit May Not Come Cheap
86
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Ray Ratto
December 11, 2020
NFL
The Rams Danced On The Grave Of The Patriots Dynasty
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Lauren Theisen
December 11, 2020
Politics
The Only Noteworthy Thing About The Latest Anti-Trans Sports Bill Is How Shameless It Is
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Diana Moskovitz
December 11, 2020
The Fights
The $5 Billion Lawsuit Against The UFC By Its Former Fighters Can’t Be Ignored
109
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Patrick Redford
December 11, 2020
Defector Up All Night
The Year’s Most Anticipated Video Game Is Replete With Hilarious Bugs
114
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Patrick Redford
December 10, 2020
Media Meltdowns
Notorious Jets Beat Reporter Manish Mehta Fired At Long Last
94
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Chris Thompson
December 10, 2020
Death To The NCAA
Alabama Men’s Basketball Coach: “If COVID’s So Bad, All These Coa—I—I’m—Look, I’m—”
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Maitreyi Anantharaman
December 10, 2020
Sports Highlight Of The Day
The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is This 65-Year-Old Kung Fu Practitioner Accepting Tree Trunks To The Balls
86
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Giri Nathan
December 10, 2020
Soccer
Neymar Is Finally The Best Player In The World
55
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Billy Haisley
December 10, 2020
Jamboroo
Let’s Break Down Yale Football’s Hilariously Shitty Hype Video
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Drew Magary
December 10, 2020
Podcasts
Talking About Shame, Plague, And Texas Football, With Kelsey McKinney
99
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David Roth
December 10, 2020
NBA
James Harden Being A Prick Is Not An Existential Threat To The NBA
196
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Albert Burneko
December 10, 2020
Journalismism
The Color Of The Year Is Go Fuck Yourself
203
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Kelsey McKinney
December 10, 2020
Racing
F1 Asshole Apologizes For Posting Video Of Himself Groping A Woman
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Patrick Redford
December 9, 2020
NBA
If James Harden Wants Out, “Should” Has Nothing To Do With It
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Ray Ratto
December 9, 2020
This Is So Stupid
Proud Hoosiers, Now Is The Time To Take Up Arms Against Your Hated Buckeye Neighbors
243
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Lauren Theisen
December 9, 2020
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