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Jordan Spieth Nearly Puts Ball In Hole, Self In Lake
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Lauren Theisen
September 24, 2021
Life Lessons
Barry And Laura Recommend: Glass Of Water
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Barry Petchesky
and
Laura Wagner
July 19, 2021
NYC: Come To The Distraction LIVE On October 4
Drew and Roth are bringing The Distraction to a live stage for the first time in two years! Expect special guests, live Funbag questions from the audience, Guys remembered, gratuitous sandwich talk, and much more. (Pals, check your daily newsletter from August 31 for discount code.)
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Life Lessons
Kelsey And Diana Recommend: Giant Water Bottle
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Kelsey McKinney
and
Diana Moskovitz
July 18, 2021
Science
Barkeep, A Glass Of Your Finest Chemolithotroph Peepee, If You Please
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Albert Burneko
April 29, 2021
Defector Up All Night
What’s Your Water-Drinking Situation?
256
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Tom Ley
December 15, 2020
Life Lessons
Is Drinking 40 Sips Of Water With Your Hand, Like A Cat, Every Morning “More Efficient” Than Using A Glass? An Investigation
166
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Dan McQuade
December 13, 2020