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Jordan Spieth Nearly Puts Ball In Hole, Self In Lake
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Lauren Theisen
September 24, 2021
Life Lessons
Barry And Laura Recommend: Glass Of Water
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Barry Petchesky
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Laura Wagner
July 19, 2021
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Life Lessons
Kelsey And Diana Recommend: Giant Water Bottle
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Kelsey McKinney
and
Diana Moskovitz
July 18, 2021
Science
Barkeep, A Glass Of Your Finest Chemolithotroph Peepee, If You Please
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Albert Burneko
April 29, 2021
Defector Up All Night
What’s Your Water-Drinking Situation?
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Tom Ley
December 15, 2020
Life Lessons
Is Drinking 40 Sips Of Water With Your Hand, Like A Cat, Every Morning “More Efficient” Than Using A Glass? An Investigation
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Dan McQuade
December 13, 2020