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Alex Sujong Laughlin

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Soccer

The World Cup’s Most Interesting Newbie Is Bosnia-Herzegovina’s Poker-Playing Manager

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Chris Thompson

FIFA President Gianni Infantino and U.S. President Donald Trump on the red carpet prior the FIFA World Cup 2026 Official Draw

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Minor Dilemmas

Should I Take My Two-Year-Old To A Soccer Match Abroad, Or Can I Leave Him At Home?

Sean Kuhn

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Let's Remember Some Guys

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Drew Magary

A blank high school scoreboard with a backdrop of the snow-covered Topatopa Mountains in Ventura County, California.

Jamboroo

Scoreboard!

Albert Burneko

Barcelona's Robert Lewandowski and Ansu Fati react to a missed scoring opportunity against Getafe CF

La Liga

Barcelona’s Doing Its Damnedest To Make Winning Boring

Funbag

We Must Protect Soccer From Grubby Rule-Mongers

Lauren Theisen

Defector Up All Night

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Dan McQuade

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Arsenal Mascot Gunnersaurus Axed, Possibly Brought Back By Mesut Özil

A player stops a goalie's throw with his foot, and the ball bounces into the net

This Implausible 90th-Minute Goal Should Probably Have Been Disallowed

Luis Paez-Pumar

Gonzalo Higuain celebrates disallowed goal vs. Germany

Gonzalo Higuaín Deserves More

Timo Werner running during a Chelsea game