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Things My Sister Said While Watching The White Sox Lose Again

The White Sox have managed to simultaneously under-perform and over-perform expectations, their record falling short of what the team offers on paper while also comfortably exceeding their -42 run differential. A perfect, aggravating mediocrity.

MLB
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Bulgarian Soccer Owner Sets New Standard For Self-Sabotage

Life's Rich Pageant
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Things Have Somehow Gotten Even Worse For The Reds

MLB
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The Cost Of Getting Epic

Life Lessons
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It’s Time To Wrap Up This NBA Season

Defector Up All Night
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Truck Boy Reporting For Duty

NFL
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Local Politician Very Sorry For Trying To Pull Down Referee’s Pants

Life's Rich Pageant
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Urban Meyer’s House Is Freaking Me Out, Man

Life's Rich Pageant
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Paul Pierce Does Not Regret Grim Men’s Evening, Embraces Grim Men’s Lifestyle

Life's Rich Pageant
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Note For Future 3×3 Basketball Olympians: Bring An Extra Pair Of Shoes

Olympics
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Do Not Ever Expect The Mets To Be Completely Normal

MLB
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Hiccup President Is Now Doo-Doo President

Defector Up All Night
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Innocent Children Forced To Sit There And Watch Meyers Leonard Cry

Life's Rich Pageant
106Comments

Paul Pierce Loses ESPN Gig After Broadcasting Grim Men’s Evening

Life's Rich Pageant
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High School Sport Announcer Clarifies That His Vile Racist Outburst Was Simply The Result Of Spiking Blood Sugar

Life's Rich Pageant
217Comments

The Film Of The Year Is ‘Best Of The Handforth Parish Council Planning & Environment Committee Thursday 10th December 2020’

This Is So Stupid
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Nothing Can Prepare You For The Sound Of This Man’s Groin Striking The Goal Post

Defector Up All Night
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Victor Oladipo Stars In The Offseason’s Saddest Rumor

NBA
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Oh My God, What A Chump

Politics
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Check Out This New Dinosaur: An Absolute Dumbass Piece Of Shit

Science
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