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Drew Brees Struck By Idiotic Marketing Ploy, Not Lightning

Give enough people access to huge budgets and an increasingly desperate desire to achieve market capture, and you are bound to end up with someone standing in front of their colleagues in a conference room and saying, “What if we pretended to kill Drew Brees with lightning?”

Media Meltdowns
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Bryson DeChambeau Abandons Quest To Become Large After It Made Him Feel “Weird”

Golf
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Paul Pierce Had A Grim Men’s Cake For His Birthday

Life's Rich Pageant
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At Least The Nationals Are Finding Novel Ways To Suck

MLB
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You Are 38 Years Old

NFL
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Things My Sister Said While Watching The White Sox Lose Again

MLB
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Bulgarian Soccer Owner Sets New Standard For Self-Sabotage

Life's Rich Pageant
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Things Have Somehow Gotten Even Worse For The Reds

MLB
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The Cost Of Getting Epic

Life Lessons
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It’s Time To Wrap Up This NBA Season

Defector Up All Night
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Truck Boy Reporting For Duty

NFL
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Local Politician Very Sorry For Trying To Pull Down Referee’s Pants

Life's Rich Pageant
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Urban Meyer’s House Is Freaking Me Out, Man

Life's Rich Pageant
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Paul Pierce Does Not Regret Grim Men’s Evening, Embraces Grim Men’s Lifestyle

Life's Rich Pageant
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Note For Future 3×3 Basketball Olympians: Bring An Extra Pair Of Shoes

Olympics
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Do Not Ever Expect The Mets To Be Completely Normal

MLB
81Comments

Hiccup President Is Now Doo-Doo President

Defector Up All Night
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Innocent Children Forced To Sit There And Watch Meyers Leonard Cry

Life's Rich Pageant
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Paul Pierce Loses ESPN Gig After Broadcasting Grim Men’s Evening

Life's Rich Pageant
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High School Sport Announcer Clarifies That His Vile Racist Outburst Was Simply The Result Of Spiking Blood Sugar

Life's Rich Pageant
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