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David Roth
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NFL
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Justin Ellis
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85
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Ray Ratto
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Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2024: New Orleans Saints
249
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Drew Magary
August 9, 2024
NFL
Arthur Smith Left His Job Red And Mad
211
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Tom Ley
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NFL
Joshua “Playmaker” Dobbs Is Helping The Vikings Save Their Season
117
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Lauren Theisen
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NFL
Jordan Love Beat Not-The-Bears, But I’m More Confused Than Ever
147
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Lauren Theisen
September 24, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: New Orleans Saints
347
Comments
Drew Magary
August 7, 2023
NFL
Ryan Succop Robbed Us Of Full Regional Futility
92
Comments
Ray Ratto
December 6, 2022
NFL
Lamar Jackson’s Coolest Highlight Was An Incomplete Pass
44
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Lauren Theisen
November 8, 2022
NFL
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93
Comments
Tom Ley
September 19, 2022
NFL
Follow Trevor Siemian’s Three Simple Steps And You’ll Be Ready To Come Off The Bench
33
Comments
Kalyn Kahler
September 7, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
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323
Comments
Drew Magary
August 25, 2022
NFL
Trevor Penning Simply Loves To Fight His Teammates
113
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Patrick Redford
August 4, 2022
NFL
Tua Tagovailoa Vs. His Offensive Line Is The NFL’s Greatest Rivalry
100
Comments
Tom Ley
December 28, 2021
NFL
Demario Davis Shone Through The Storm
43
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Tom Ley
October 26, 2021
NFL
Awful: Taysom Hill Scores On Incredible Touchdown Run
55
Comments
Dan McQuade
October 3, 2021
NFL
You Can’t Take The Saints With You, But You Can Sure Spite The Heirs In The Process
108
Comments
Ray Ratto
September 30, 2021
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2021: New Orleans Saints
278
Comments
Drew Magary
September 3, 2021
This Is So Stupid
Taysom Hill’s Big Fake Contract Should Be Even Bigger And Faker
134
Comments
Tom Ley
March 15, 2021
NFL
An Expert Weighs In: Alvin Kamara Is Really, Really Good At Snowboarding
168
Comments
Kalyn Kahler
March 5, 2021
NFL
Drew Brees Now Has Lots Of Free Time To Respect The Flag
185
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Samer Kalaf
January 18, 2021
NFL
NFL’s Attempt To Market Violence To Children Marred By Profanity
97
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Maitreyi Anantharaman
January 11, 2021
NFL
No Man Can Resist The Urge To Punch C.J. Gardner-Johnson
78
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Tom Ley
January 11, 2021
NFL
The Failed Fumble Recovery In The End Zone Is The Worst Way To Score And I Love It
61
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Lauren Theisen
December 21, 2020
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