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Tom Scocca
February 23, 2024
Are you a bad enough dugong to rescue the president?
After the wild success of our T-shirt featuring Chief Metaverse Officer Devin the Mixed-Reality Dugong, Lauren, Dan, and Devin dreamed of something even bigger: a beat-'em-up arcade game. While that project remains on hold due to the contraction of investment in the metaverse space, we have produced a second T-shirt, featuring concept art from El Toro. Available in gender-neutral and femme cuts at defectorstore.com. Union-made in the USA.
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Margin Of Error
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Kelsey McKinney
October 23, 2021
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This Is Why Everybody Hates The Democrats
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Albert Burneko
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Kelsey McKinney
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What Fresh Hell Awaits Us Now?
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