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Michael Kay Finally Consumed Eggs
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Tom Ley
December 13, 2023
Chefector
Let’s Explore The Infinite Realm Of Hot Pot
162
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Kathryn Xu
December 8, 2023
Are you a bad enough dugong to rescue the president?
After the wild success of our T-shirt featuring Chief Metaverse Officer Devin the Mixed-Reality Dugong, Lauren, Dan, and Devin dreamed of something even bigger: a beat-'em-up arcade game. While that project remains on hold due to the contraction of investment in the metaverse space, we have produced a second T-shirt, featuring concept art from El Toro. Available in gender-neutral and femme cuts at defectorstore.com. Union-made in the USA.
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Tennis
Some Italy Updates
63
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Giri Nathan
December 1, 2023
Chefector
French Onion Soup In Cupcake Tins? French Onion Soup In Cupcake Tins
118
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Kelly Conaboy
September 29, 2023
Chefector
It’s Summer! Let’s Cook Some Eggplant
126
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Abigail Segel
July 22, 2023
Funbag
Time For War: I’m Ranking Supermarket Chains
1069
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Drew Magary
July 11, 2023
Chefector
Which Food Would Win You An Eating Contest?
407
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Lauren Theisen
July 5, 2023
Underexplained Lists
Cream Cheeses, Ranked
448
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Drew Magary
June 14, 2023
Chefector
You Just Need A Thermometer
201
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Albert Burneko
June 10, 2023
Chefector
Your Crummy Apartment Stove Is Perfectly Fine For Cooking
202
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Albert Burneko
May 29, 2023
Chefector
Pink Lemonade For Everybody!
205
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Albert Burneko
May 13, 2023
Chefector
How To Help Your Kids Learn To Like A Food
315
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Albert Burneko
April 29, 2023
Chefector
Uncleanliness Is Next To Godliness
339
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Albert Burneko
April 18, 2023
Funbag
This Stupid Oven Is The Juicero Of TV Dinners
724
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Drew Magary
April 18, 2023
Chefector
How To Break Free Of Recipe Dependence
264
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Albert Burneko
March 18, 2023
Chefector
It’s Good To Make Your Own Stock Sometimes
297
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Albert Burneko
February 18, 2023
Chefector
You Have No Excuse For Disliking Vegetables
387
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Albert Burneko
February 4, 2023
Chefector
Send Me Your Food Questions
384
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Albert Burneko
January 17, 2023
Chefector
I’ll Have What No One Is Having
43
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Soraya Roberts
January 16, 2023
Arts And Culture
Our Predictions For 2023
409
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Defector Staff
January 4, 2023
Arts And Culture
Hanukkah Doesn’t Need A Hip Rebrand
190
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Diana Moskovitz
December 21, 2022
Jamboroo
Everything In Moderation
329
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Drew Magary
November 24, 2022
Funbag
Some Annoying Recipes Are Worth It. LIKE MY KICK-ASS POT PIE.
675
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Drew Magary
October 25, 2022
Funbag
There Are No More Shitty Food Towns In America
713
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Drew Magary
September 6, 2022
Underexplained Lists
Meals That Are Best To Finish With A Cold Can Of Soda, Ranked
329
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Luis Paez-Pumar
July 18, 2022
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