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College Basketball
No One, Not Even The Washington Generals, Can Defend This Unstoppable Inbounds Play
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Dan McQuade
March 23, 2023
This Is So Stupid
Vancouver Canucks Goalie Says There Was No Fart, Just Skate
55
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Samer Kalaf
January 24, 2023
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This Is So Stupid
Possible Fart Briefly Disrupts Vancouver Canucks Broadcast
125
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Samer Kalaf
January 19, 2023
Soccer
Report: Marcelo Got Kicked Off Lyon For Farting
68
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Patrick Redford
May 10, 2022
Media Meltdowns
ESPN Soccer Show Briefly Derailed By In-Studio Fart
70
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Samer Kalaf
August 22, 2021
This Is So Stupid
Defector Has Concluded Its Investigation Of A Fart-Like Noise On A Basketball Podcast
79
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Patrick Redford
July 23, 2021
This Is So Stupid
Samer Recognized A Fart Online
347
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Defector Staff
February 4, 2021
Politics
Did Donald Trump Fart While Attempting To Commit Election Fraud?
293
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David Roth
January 4, 2021
Defector Up All Night
Ronnie O’Sullivan Unleashes Big Fart, Misses Shot
67
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Patrick Redford
November 19, 2020