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This is Defector, a new sports blog and media company. We made this place together, we own it together, we run it together. Without access, without favor, without discretion, and without interference.

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Defector

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NEW NORMAL GOSSIP MERCH!

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Columnist. Author of many <a href="https://www.amazon.com/Drew-Magary/e/B001JS8R52/ref=dp_byline_cont_pop_book_1">fine works of literature</a>, including Point B. Handsomest man in the world.

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Drew Magary

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Funbag

Help! My Son Won’t Stop Huffing His Own Farts!

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Ray Ratto

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JUNE 02: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. visits "The Faulkner Focus"at Fox News Channel Studios on June 02, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Visits “The Faulkner Focus”

Politics

Things Got Ugly At RFK Jr.’s Fart Dinner

Visual Editor. Runs <a href="http://defectorstore.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">defectorstore.com</a>. Philadelphia-based, if you couldn’t tell.

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Dan McQuade

FAU’s 'shotgun' inbounds play, with four players running from the baseline onto the court and a "quarterback" player getting ready to throw the ball

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College Basketball

No One, Not Even The Washington Generals, Can Defend This Unstoppable Inbounds Play

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Samer Kalaf

Collin Delia #60 of the Vancouver Canucks skates up ice during their NHL game against the Tampa Bay Lightning at Rogers Arena January 18, 2023 in Vancouver.

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This Is So Stupid

Vancouver Canucks Goalie Says There Was No Fart, Just Skate

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Possible Fart Briefly Disrupts Vancouver Canucks Broadcast

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Patrick Redford

Rennes' French midfielder Adrien Hunou (L) vies with Lyon's Brazilian defender Marcelo during the French L1 football match Stade Rennais vs Olympique Lyonnais (OL), on March 29, 2019 at the Roazhon Park stadium in Rennes, western France. (Photo by LOIC VENANCE / AFP) (Photo credit should read LOIC VENANCE/AFP via Getty Images)

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Soccer

Report: Marcelo Got Kicked Off Lyon For Farting

ESPN FC's Kay Murray and Alejandro Moreno laugh after Steve Nicol farts.

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Media Meltdowns

ESPN Soccer Show Briefly Derailed By In-Studio Fart

A view as a detective examines fingerprints in the Finger Department at Scotland Yard in London, England. Circa 1950. (Photo by Pictorial Parade/Archive Photos/Getty Images)

SCOTLAND YARD

Defector Has Concluded Its Investigation Of A Fart-Like Noise On A Basketball Podcast

Defector Staff

1748, A scientist demonstrates an electrical experiment at a meeting of a scientific society in London. (Photo by MPI/Getty Images)

Philosophy Lecture

Samer Recognized A Fart Online

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David Roth

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Did Donald Trump Fart While Attempting To Commit Election Fraud?

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Defector Up All Night

Ronnie O’Sullivan Unleashes Big Fart, Misses Shot

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