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Know Your Backup Quarterbacks: 2022 Edition
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Kalyn Kahler
September 13, 2022
NFL
Dak Prescott’s In Pain, And Mike McCarthy’s In Trouble
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Ray Ratto
September 12, 2022
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Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Dallas Cowboys
372
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Drew Magary
September 2, 2022
NFL
Meet Prospect X, The NFL Draft’s Best-Kept Secret
61
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Kalyn Kahler
May 3, 2022
NFL
The Dallas Cowboys Sure Know How To Sew Up A Voyeurism Scandal
159
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Tom Ley
February 17, 2022
Infinite Replay
The Bonk That Redeemed A Playoff Humiliation
60
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Dan McQuade
February 8, 2022
Podcasts
Sacred Himbos And Pacino Decisions, With Vince Mancini
151
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David Roth
January 20, 2022
NFL
Mike McCarthy’s Decision Looks Even Worse Now
171
Comments
Kalyn Kahler
January 20, 2022
NFL
Dak Prescott Sorry For Saying It’s Cool To Throw Shit At Referees
184
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Tom Ley
January 19, 2022
NFL
The Cowboys Ran Themselves Out Of The Postseason
345
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Lauren Theisen
January 17, 2022
NFL
Micah Parsons Pounced On Taylor Heinicke
36
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Samer Kalaf
December 13, 2021
NFL
It’s Not All Bad That The Cowboys Are Good
87
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Dan McQuade
October 12, 2021
NFL
The Eagles’ Best Offense Was One Moment Of Goofy Nonsense
89
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Lauren Theisen
September 28, 2021
NFL
Whew! Mike McCarthy Narrowly Escaped The Evil Tricks Of A Cruel Universe
154
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Chris Thompson
September 20, 2021
NFL
Cowboys Rookie Crafts Powerful New Football-As-Chess Analogy
54
Comments
Patrick Redford
August 11, 2021
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2021: Dallas Cowboys
456
Comments
Drew Magary
August 10, 2021
NFL
Will Prospects Who Opted Out Be Penalized In The NFL Draft?
48
Comments
Kalyn Kahler
April 29, 2021
NFL
The Dak Prescott Deal Is Good For Everybody
127
Comments
Tom Ley
March 9, 2021
NFL
Jerry Jones Finally Has Something Go His Way
140
Comments
Samer Kalaf
February 19, 2021
NFL
Oh, God, Some Team Is Actually Going To Win The NFC East
96
Comments
Dan McQuade
December 28, 2020
NFL
Here Is Your Thanksgiving Day Football Open Thread
142
Comments
Tom Ley
November 26, 2020
NFL
Things Couldn’t Have Gone Much Worse For The Dallas Cowboys
144
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
October 25, 2020
Media Meltdowns
John Wall Update: Playing Spades, Paying Zero Attention During A Televised Interview
105
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Albert Burneko
October 20, 2020
NFL
Oh Goddammit, Dak Prescott’s Leg Just Got Destroyed
179
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Lauren Theisen
October 11, 2020
NFL
The NFC East Is So Bad!
91
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Barry Petchesky
October 5, 2020
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