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The Bears Just Want To Be Like Everybody Else
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Kalyn Kahler
September 30, 2021
NFL
Matt Nagy Can’t Stop Talking About How This Is His Fault
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Kalyn Kahler
September 27, 2021
Are you a bad enough dugong to rescue the president?
After the wild success of our T-shirt featuring Chief Metaverse Officer Devin the Mixed-Reality Dugong, Lauren, Dan, and Devin dreamed of something even bigger: a beat-'em-up arcade game. While that project remains on hold due to the contraction of investment in the metaverse space, we have produced a second T-shirt, featuring concept art from El Toro. Available in gender-neutral and femme cuts at defectorstore.com. Union-made in the USA.
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This Is So Stupid
Who Is The Real @ScottBears?
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Maitreyi Anantharaman
September 24, 2021
NFL
The Bears’ QB Situation Is More Perplexing Than Ever
157
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Kalyn Kahler
September 20, 2021
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2021: Chicago Bears
519
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Drew Magary
August 24, 2021
NFL
So You’ve Decided To Settle For Andy Dalton
175
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Ray Ratto
March 17, 2021
NFL
One Team On Russell Wilson’s List Of Preferred Trade Destinations Isn’t Like The Others
204
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Ray Ratto
February 25, 2021
Politics
In One Of His Final Acts As President, Donald Trump Pardons Brian Urlacher’s Brother
82
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Samer Kalaf
January 20, 2021
NFL
The More The Bears Stink, The More They Stay The Same
166
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Ray Ratto
January 13, 2021
NFL
NFL’s Attempt To Market Violence To Children Marred By Profanity
97
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Maitreyi Anantharaman
January 11, 2021
NFL
No Man Can Resist The Urge To Punch C.J. Gardner-Johnson
78
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Tom Ley
January 11, 2021
NFL
The Bears’ Offensive Woes Were On Full Display Against Tennessee
72
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Luis Paez-Pumar
November 8, 2020
NFL
The Saga Of Javon Wims’s Mouthguard
95
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Barry Petchesky
November 2, 2020
NFL
Bears Receiver Javon Wims Just Started Punching A Guy
83
Comments
Dan McQuade
November 1, 2020
NFL
Johnny Hekker Boomed The Bears Into Field-Position Hell
106
Comments
Tom Ley
October 27, 2020
NFL
The Story Behind Brian’s Song, The Biggest Sports Movie In TV History
51
Comments
Dave McKenna
September 24, 2020
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Chicago Bears
193
Comments
Drew Magary
September 14, 2020
NFL
Referee Does Not Appreciate Soft Headbutt Demonstration, Ejects Jamie Collins
70
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Kelsey McKinney
September 13, 2020
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