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NFL
David Tepper Throws Drink At Fans, Becomes NFL’s Chief Jagoff
141
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Ray Ratto
January 1, 2024
NFL
Packers Suspend Jaire Alexander For Must-Win Game Because He Fucked Up A Coin Toss
127
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Israel Daramola
December 27, 2023
Are you a bad enough dugong to rescue the president?
After the wild success of our T-shirt featuring Chief Metaverse Officer Devin the Mixed-Reality Dugong, Lauren, Dan, and Devin dreamed of something even bigger: a beat-'em-up arcade game. While that project remains on hold due to the contraction of investment in the metaverse space, we have produced a second T-shirt, featuring concept art from El Toro. Available in gender-neutral and femme cuts at defectorstore.com. Union-made in the USA.
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Jamboroo
The Cranky Panthers Fan’s Guide To David Tepper
345
Comments
Drew Magary
November 30, 2023
NFL
David Tepper Got What He Paid For With Frank Reich
151
Comments
Samer Kalaf
November 26, 2023
NFL
Panthers-Bears Was Not Bad Enough
217
Comments
Ray Ratto
November 10, 2023
NFL
The Lions Are Swaggering
77
Comments
Lauren Theisen
October 9, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Carolina Panthers
302
Comments
Drew Magary
August 4, 2023
NFL
David Tepper Has A Lot Of Nerve
200
Comments
Tom Ley
February 1, 2023
NFL
Steve Wilks, Lawyers Express Disappointment With Panthers Hiring Frank Reich
156
Comments
Patrick Redford
January 27, 2023
NFL
Steve Wilks Made His Case
101
Comments
Samer Kalaf
January 9, 2023
NFL
The Broncos Are The Most Fucked
321
Comments
Tom Ley
November 28, 2022
NFL
Can Anyone Escape The Chaos Pit That Is The NFC South?
66
Comments
Justin Ellis
October 30, 2022
NFL
Matt Rhule Did Not Make The Panthers The Taste Of A New Generation
127
Comments
Dan McQuade
October 16, 2022
NFL
David Tepper Smugly Explains Why He Fired His Coach, Claims He Introduced Live Music To Charlotte
168
Comments
Samer Kalaf
October 10, 2022
NFL
Matt Rhule’s Seven-Year Contract With The Panthers Ends Four-Plus Years Early
107
Comments
Samer Kalaf
October 10, 2022
NFL
Baker Mayfield Maybe Cussed
102
Comments
Patrick Redford
September 1, 2022
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Carolina Panthers
388
Comments
Drew Magary
August 9, 2022
NFL
This Is Why You Don’t Get Into Bed With An NFL Team
337
Comments
Tom Ley
April 20, 2022
Defector Up All Night
Ben McAdoo Displays Cool Mastery Of The English Language
212
Comments
Patrick Redford
April 19, 2022
NFL
What Are The Panthers Doing?
134
Comments
Kalyn Kahler
April 17, 2022
NFL
Cam Newton’s Storybook Return Detoured Into Horror
94
Comments
Chris Thompson
November 29, 2021
NFL
Cam Newton Made The Most Of His Return
130
Comments
Maitreyi Anantharaman
November 15, 2021
NFL
Carolina Panthers Call Out Patriots QB Mac Jones For Dirty Ankle Tactics
67
Comments
Patrick Redford
November 8, 2021
NFL
The Eagles’ Win Was About As Ugly As They Come
47
Comments
Dan McQuade
October 10, 2021
NFL
Getting Away From Adam Gase Is Life’s Greatest Boon
178
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Tom Ley
September 24, 2021
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