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Olympics
Canada Manager Did Not Realize Writing Emails About Her Drone Spying Plot Was A Bad Idea
150
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Luis Paez-Pumar
July 31, 2024
Olympics
Canada Is Proving It Doesn’t Need Drones To Fly
26
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
July 29, 2024
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Olympics
Canada, Untrustworthy Nation To The North, Accused Of Massive Soccer Cheating Plot
93
Comments
Billy Haisley
July 26, 2024
Olympics
No, Canada!
106
Comments
Albert Burneko
July 24, 2024
NHL
A Useful, Clear-As-Day, Couldn’t-Be-Simpler Guide To Canada’s Hockey Arenas, Places, And Centres
183
Comments
Barry Petchesky
July 23, 2024
NHL
I Was A Habs Fan For A Night And That’s Plenty
70
Comments
Lauren Theisen
April 8, 2024
Soccer
Canada And Spain Ate Shit And Deserved It
56
Comments
Billy Haisley
July 31, 2023
Soccer
It’s Too Bad Canada Was Better Than Ireland
38
Comments
Abigail Segel
July 26, 2023
Podcasts
To Live And Die In Petroleum Products, With John Vaillant
127
Comments
David Roth
July 13, 2023
Soccer
Canada Needs A Win, And They Might Just Get One
42
Comments
Abigail Segel
June 29, 2023
Defector At The Movies
The Most Important Sports Movie Ever Made
73
Comments
Adam Charles Hart
June 19, 2023
Defector At The Movies
‘BlackBerry’ Director Matt Johnson Is Not Wearing An Outfit
128
Comments
Soraya Roberts
May 17, 2023
MLB
It’s Hard To Be A Youth At The World Baseball Classic
39
Comments
Maitreyi Anantharaman
March 14, 2023
Soccer
Head Of Canada Soccer Forced Out Following Player Protests, No-Confidence Letter
105
Comments
Laura Wagner
February 27, 2023
NHL
Connor Bedard Is Your Shitty Team’s Savior
54
Comments
Lauren Theisen
January 3, 2023
Internationals
Canada’s World Cup Is Already Over
96
Comments
Ray Ratto
November 27, 2022
Music
Why Is Bryan Adams’s “Summer Of ’69” The Only Song On My Radio?
295
Comments
Soraya Roberts
November 25, 2022
CFL
The Grey Cup Turned Into A Block Party
54
Comments
Lauren Theisen
November 21, 2022
Internationals
At Its Second-Ever World Cup, Canada Is Here To Stay
103
Comments
Patrick Redford
November 11, 2022
NHL
All Of Canada Shall Tremble Before New Jersey’s Might
75
Comments
Lauren Theisen
November 9, 2022
Zillowing Out
A Million-Dollar Home Where We Can Commune With Whales
272
Comments
Kelsey McKinney
October 22, 2022
Women's Hockey
Death, Taxes, And Marie-Philip Poulin Crushing Americans
20
Comments
Lauren Theisen
March 13, 2022
Olympics
The Canada-Russia Delay Was A Big, Familiar Clusterfuck
140
Comments
Lauren Theisen
February 7, 2022
Soccer
Well That Was Annoying
181
Comments
Tom Ley
January 30, 2022
CFL
Grey Cup Week Is The Anti-NFL At Its Best
233
Comments
Ray Ratto
December 10, 2021
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