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More Like Barcelimbo
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Albert Burneko
February 22, 2024
Soccer
Xavi Writes Himself An Ending
28
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Billy Haisley
January 30, 2024
Are you a bad enough dugong to rescue the president?
After the wild success of our T-shirt featuring Chief Metaverse Officer Devin the Mixed-Reality Dugong, Lauren, Dan, and Devin dreamed of something even bigger: a beat-'em-up arcade game. While that project remains on hold due to the contraction of investment in the metaverse space, we have produced a second T-shirt, featuring concept art from El Toro. Available in gender-neutral and femme cuts at defectorstore.com. Union-made in the USA.
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Soccer
Real Madrid Is The Good Guy
114
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Billy Haisley
January 24, 2024
Soccer
Barcelona Loses Match, Wins UCL Group, Possibly Dooms Xavi
22
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Albert Burneko
December 14, 2023
Soccer
Xavi Is Not The Manager He Was Supposed To Be
29
Comments
Billy Haisley
November 29, 2023
Soccer
Barcelona Rules Spain With A Golden, Five-Fingered Fist
7
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Billy Haisley
November 19, 2023
Soccer
Jude Bellingham Has Already Made Madrid His Own
21
Comments
Billy Haisley
October 30, 2023
Soccer
Ansu Fati In Brighton Should Be Lots Of Fun
32
Comments
Albert Burneko
September 3, 2023
Soccer
Barcelona Has Found Another One In Lamine Yamal
27
Comments
Billy Haisley
August 29, 2023
Soccer
What The Hell Is Going On With João Félix?
71
Comments
Albert Burneko
August 23, 2023
Soccer
Aitana Bonmatí Can’t Win
63
Comments
Billy Haisley
August 16, 2023
Soccer
What The Hell Is Going On With Ousmane Dembélé?
51
Comments
Albert Burneko
August 8, 2023
MLS
Lionel Messi Chooses Inter Miami
219
Comments
Albert Burneko
June 7, 2023
La Liga
Barcelona’s Pursuit Of Lionel Messi Is A Degrading Farce
147
Comments
Albert Burneko
June 6, 2023
Soccer
Lionel Messi’s PSG Vacation Has Fallen Apart
131
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
May 3, 2023
Soccer
Barcelona Femeni Opened The Floodgates
23
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
March 30, 2023
Soccer
Barcelona Femeni Is Ready To Make The Climb
13
Comments
Emile Avanessian
March 24, 2023
La Liga
Things Are Looking Up For Barcelona, So Long As You Don’t Look Up
52
Comments
Albert Burneko
March 20, 2023
Soccer
Barcelona Insists There’s Nothing Weird About Paying A Referee $1.3 Million
40
Comments
Ray Ratto
February 16, 2023
Soccer
Dani Alves Jailed In Sexual Assault Case
43
Comments
Diana Moskovitz
January 24, 2023
Soccer
Where Were You When Shakira Ruined Gerard Piqué?
134
Comments
Diana Moskovitz
January 15, 2023
Soccer
Alexia Putellas’s Documentary Finds Truth In Disaster
17
Comments
Emile Avanessian
January 6, 2023
Soccer
Asisat Oshoala Put An Exclamation Point On Barcelona’s Rout
11
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
October 20, 2022
Soccer
For Real Madrid, The Clásico Was Just Another Game
7
Comments
Billy Haisley
October 17, 2022
Soccer
Lautaro Martínez Went Bigger Than Bull Mode On Barcelona
15
Comments
Billy Haisley
October 13, 2022
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