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Soccer
Sam Kerr Struck, But England Squeezed
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Ray Ratto
August 16, 2023
Soccer
The Matildas Turned My Hair White And They Haven’t Even Faced England Yet
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Abigail Segel
August 15, 2023
NYC: Come To The Distraction LIVE On October 4
Drew and Roth are bringing The Distraction to a live stage for the first time in two years! Expect special guests, live Funbag questions from the audience, Guys remembered, gratuitous sandwich talk, and much more. (Pals, check your daily newsletter from August 31 for discount code.)
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Soccer
Root, Root, Root For The Host Team
21
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Luis Paez-Pumar
August 7, 2023
Soccer
Canada And Spain Ate Shit And Deserved It
56
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Billy Haisley
July 31, 2023
Soccer
Nigeria Was Ready For Its Moment
25
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Billy Haisley
July 27, 2023
Soccer
Australia Beat Ireland And Bought Time
50
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Billy Haisley
July 20, 2023
Soccer
The Matildas Have Australia’s Hopes On Their Shoulders
32
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Luis Paez-Pumar
June 28, 2023
Creaturefector
Rookie Dung-Roller Is Learning On The Job
128
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Sabrina Imbler
April 13, 2023
Music
Save The Music You Like
274
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Lauren Theisen
March 21, 2023
Creaturefector
This Ancient Wombat Was An Absolute Unit
108
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Sabrina Imbler
December 16, 2022
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