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Life Lessons

I Just Ate $28 Worth Of Taco Bell Because Some Dingus On TV Claimed He Did

October 12, 2022
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Could Defector’s Todd Dipshit Become The Next Ted Lasso?

October 11, 2022
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Did Emily Dickinson Have A Boston Accent? An Investigation

October 11, 2022
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Are You The General Of Carl von Clausewitz’s Dreams? Take This Quiz To Find Out!

October 3, 2022
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Darren Rovell: Congratulations On Catching Aaron Judge’s Home Run Ball, But You Are In Great Danger

September 23, 2022
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Please Welcome Defector’s New Chief Metaverse Officer, Devin The Dugong

September 23, 2022
Chefector

The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Grapples With Cake Week

Media Meltdowns

More Like Turdle

September 16, 2022
Announcements

The Defector Ideas Festival Left No Norm Unchallenged

September 8, 2022
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This Isn’t The Unaccountable Murder Program I Fell In Love With

August 31, 2022
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Which NBA Players Are Household Names, According To Defector Moms?

August 23, 2022
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What Would Be Your Rich-Person Snack?

August 5, 2022
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I’m Sorry, The Cat In ‘Stray’ Is An Uggo

August 5, 2022
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Do You “Shoot Hoops” Or “Shoot Hoop”?

July 7, 2022
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How Many Buckets Could Ben Chiarot Give Aristotle? (I Promise This Makes Sense)

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The Frail Saggy Body Of Rudy Giuliani Must Be Protected From The Political Violence Of My Infant Child

Golf

We Need A Couple Of You To Subscribe So That This Photo Of A Haggard Phil Mickelson Is Worth It

June 8, 2022
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Wow! Yankees Fans The Best Fans In Sports, Confirmed

NBA

The Sixers Season Is Over, But At Least I Got This Playoff NFT

May 13, 2022
Racing

A Brief Investigation Into Where Exactly Lewis Hamilton Is Pierced

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Skip Bayless Must Barf

May 5, 2022
Capital

I Am The Most Virtuous Barry Of All The Barrys

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Rudy Gobert’s Own Bees Sting Him In Face

April 28, 2022
MLB

Miles Mikolas Will Not Accept Any Excuse For His Teammates’ Inability To Pitch Straight

April 27, 2022
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They’ll Buy Any Old Piece-Of-Shit T206 Honus Wagner These Days

April 26, 2022
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