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Samer Kalaf

Marcus Maye of the New York Jets intercepts a ball by holding it against his butt.

Marcus Maye’s Butt Pick Was The Only Thing That Went Right For The Jets Today

Dan McQuade was a founding member of Defector. He died in January 2026.

Dan McQuade

Jaguars kicker Jon Brown attempts a field goal. Lions players have their hands up to try to block it.

Jon Brown Finally Made A Field Goal That Mattered, Sort Of

Tom Ley

Can You Even Bring Yourself To Care About Gregg Williams’s Bullshit Anymore?

Tim Tebow’s Proposed Like-To-Respect Exchange Rate Is Unstable Enough To Send Us Into A Clout Recession

Patrick Redford

BALTIMORE, MARYLAND - SEPTEMBER 29: Baltimore Ravens Defensive Coordinator Don Martindale looks on from the sidelines during the first half against the Cleveland Browns at M&amp;T Bank Stadium on September 29, 2019 in Baltimore, Maryland. (Photo by Todd Olszewski/Getty Images)

Mark Your Calendars For The Bengals-Ravens Grudge Match, Which Will Probably Take Place At Noon On A Wednesday In January

Columnist. Author of many <a href="https://www.amazon.com/Drew-Magary/e/B001JS8R52/ref=dp_byline_cont_pop_book_1">fine works of literature</a>, including Point B. Handsomest man in the world.

Drew Magary

I Can’t Stop Doing Old-Man Pushups

Ray Ratto

MIAMI, FLORIDA - FEBRUARY 02: NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell looks on before Super Bowl LIV between the Kansas City Chiefs and the San Francisco 49ers at Hard Rock Stadium on February 02, 2020 in Miami, Florida. (Photo by Maddie Meyer/Getty Images)

The NFL Will “Reimagine” A Virtual Pro Bowl. Dear God.

Maitreyi Anantharaman

Le'Veon Bell #26 of the New York Jets runs with the ball against the Arizona Cardinals at MetLife Stadium on October 11, 2020 in East Rutherford, New Jersey. Arizona Cardinals defeated the New York Jets 30-10.

Le’Veon Bell Is Freed From The Clutches Of The Jets And Adam Gase

Lauren Theisen

Dak Prescott covers his face with a towel as he leaves the field after his injury

Oh Goddammit, Dak Prescott’s Leg Just Got Destroyed

Alex Smith entering the game for Washington

Alex Smith’s Return Could Have Been Much Worse

Was Tom Brady Crud Tonight?

Soldiers of the Canadian Mounted Rifles Regiment taking a nap following military maneuvers during World War One, circa 1914-1918. (Press Illustrating Service/FPG/Archive Photos/Getty Images)

Let’s All Take A Nap Together

Barry Petchesky

MINNEAPOLIS, MN - SEPTEMBER 27: Head coach Tennessee Titans Mike Vrabel speaks to his team on the sidelines during the second quarter of the game against the Minnesota Vikings at U.S. Bank Stadium on September 27, 2020 in Minneapolis, Minnesota. (Photo by Stephen Maturen/Getty Images)

Defector Up All Night

The Titans Might Have Fucked Up Big-Time

GLENDALE, ARIZONA - SEPTEMBER 20: Quarterback Alex Smith #11 of the Washington Football Team warms up before the NFL game against the Arizona Cardinals at State Farm Stadium on September 20, 2020 in Glendale, Arizona. (Photo by Christian Petersen/Getty Images)

We’re One Step Closer To Alex Smith Playing Football, Which Is Insane

KANSAS CITY, MISSOURI - OCTOBER 05: Deatrich Wise #91 of the New England Patriots tackles Clyde Edwards-Helaire #25 of the Kansas City Chiefs during the second half at Arrowhead Stadium on October 05, 2020 in Kansas City, Missouri. (Photo by Jamie Squire/Getty Images)

COVID Reality Has Caught Up To A Delusional NFL

LAS VEGAS, NEVADA - SEPTEMBER 21: Head coach Jon Gruden of the Las Vegas Raiders smiles after the Raiders defeated the New Orleans Saints 34-24 in the NFL game at Allegiant Stadium on September 21, 2020 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images)

The NFL Will Get Tough On COVID When It Costs The Owners Money And Not A Second Earlier

Houston Texans head coach Bill O'Brien talks with quarterback Deshaun Watson.

Bill O’Brien Had All The Control And No More Excuses

INGLEWOOD, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 04: Daniel Jones #8 of the New York Giants recovers his fumble as he is sacked by Morgan Fox #97 of the Los Angeles Rams during the first half at SoFi Stadium on October 04, 2020 in Inglewood, California. (Photo by Harry How/Getty Images)

The NFC East Is So Bad!

Matt Patricia Has Made The Lions As Unlikable As They Are Bad

the Crud Meter shows that Tom Brady was "not crud" today

Was Tom Brady Crud Today?

Baker Mayfield #6 of the Cleveland Browns celebrates a touchdown

Hey Now, The Browns Are Actually Really Fun To Watch

The NFL Can’t Wish Away COVID-19 Anymore

EAST RUTHERFORD, NEW JERSEY - OCTOBER 01: Head coach Adam Gase of the New York Jets looks on against the Denver Broncos during the second quarter at MetLife Stadium on October 01, 2020 in East Rutherford, New Jersey. (Photo by Elsa/Getty Images)

New York Jets Reach New, Embarrassing Low

The NFL’s Hygiene Theater Now Includes Stupid Robots

Does Coaching Football Cause Madness?