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Senators Week
What Has Guy Boucher Been Up To Since His Players Joked In A Car About How Much The Senators Sucked?
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Samer Kalaf
May 4, 2021
Senators Week
The Senate Highlight Of The Day Is The Snowball Moron’s Speech
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Tom Ley
May 4, 2021
Remind Everyone That Your Team Sucks
The Why Your Team Sucks series is back in full swing, so it's a perfect time to order this t-shirt. Wear it loud, wear it proud: Your Team Sucks.
Senators Week
Failed Senate Candidate Visits Sacramento With Bear
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Patrick Redford
May 4, 2021
Senators Week
Let Me FOIA The Senate (And The House)
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Diana Moskovitz
May 4, 2021
Funbag
No, Tom Brady Won’t Run For Office
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Drew Magary
May 4, 2021
Senators Week
The Original Ottawa Senators Were Winners, But Their Uniforms Were Not
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Dan McQuade
May 4, 2021
Senators Week
Tom Wilson Lightly Disciplined For Breaching Decorum, Much Like When The U.S. Senate Censured Francophobic Massachusetts Federalist Timothy Pickering
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Lauren Theisen
May 4, 2021
Senators Week
Which U.S. Senator Would Most Thoroughly Be Obliterated By A Single Check From Brady Tkachuk?
221
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David Roth
May 4, 2021
Senators Week
ESPN’s Marvel-Themed NBA Game Was The Sweatiest, Most Painfully Shoehorned Crossover Event By Any Sports Media Company This Week
140
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Samer Kalaf
May 4, 2021
Senators Week
Sens Prolong Jets’ Woes With Thrilling, Tenacious 2-1 Win
46
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Lauren Theisen
May 4, 2021
Defector Up All Night
Due To Popular Demand, Here Is Your Monday Night Jets-Sens Open Thread
83
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Samer Kalaf
May 3, 2021
Senators Week
LeBron James, Like Former Massachusetts Senator George Frisbie Hoar, Opposed To New Rule
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Patrick Redford
May 3, 2021
Senators Week
The Senate Highlight Of The Day Is Robert Byrd Getting So Mad About Dogfighting
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Tom Ley
May 3, 2021
Senators Week
How Could You Not Like The Drake?
21
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Maitreyi Anantharaman
May 3, 2021
Senators Week
Bob Short Still Stinks
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Dave McKenna
May 3, 2021
Senators Week
I Will Never Stop Thinking About The Time Rand Paul Got Jacked Up By His Neighbor
182
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Tom Ley
May 3, 2021
Senators Week
A Somewhat Comprehensive History Of U.S. Senators Who Have Died In Duels
120
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Patrick Redford
May 3, 2021
NHL
The Senators’ “Baby Giraffe” Could Be The Answer
27
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Barry Petchesky
May 3, 2021
Senators Week
The Ottawa Senators Have Even Failed At Truly Sucking
33
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Ray Ratto
May 3, 2021
Senators Week
Sens Rookie Josh Norris Tries To Bring “Competitiveness Every Game”
21
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Lauren Theisen
May 3, 2021
Senators Week
Senators Week Has Convened
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Tom Ley
May 3, 2021
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