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This Is So Stupid
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192
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Samer Kalaf
November 13, 2020
Interviews
A Medieval Historian Explains Why The Magna Carta Has Nothing To Do With COVID-19
170
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Chris Thompson
November 10, 2020
Politics
These People Are Morons
425
Comments
Albert Burneko
November 9, 2020
Media Meltdowns
What Will Clay Travis, The Wrongest Man In The World, Pivot To Now?
202
Comments
Samer Kalaf
November 9, 2020
Politics
The Trump Presidency Ended Next To A Porno Shop
213
Comments
Dan McQuade
November 8, 2020
Politics
Oh My God, What A Chump
351
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Tom Ley
November 7, 2020
Politics
The Winners And Losers Of The 2020 Presidential Election
359
Comments
Defector Decision Desk
November 7, 2020
Politics
Tito Ortiz, Former UFC Champ And Total Kook, Now Holds Public Office
89
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Patrick Redford
November 6, 2020
Defector Up All Night
Look At These Other Dorks
216
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Tom Ley
November 5, 2020
Underexplained Lists
Counties I Previously Never Cared About That Will Never Leave My Brain, Ranked
247
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Tom Ley
November 5, 2020
Politics
There Is No Alternative
122
Comments
David Roth
November 4, 2020
Life's Rich Pageant
Look At These Dorks
168
Comments
Chris Thompson
November 4, 2020
Politics
Is The Nation Crud Today?
595
Comments
Tom Ley
November 4, 2020
NBA
How Many NBA Arenas Actually Became Polling Places?
80
Comments
Diana Moskovitz
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Justin Ellis
November 3, 2020
Politics
Donald Trump’s Closing Argument To Pennsylvania Voters: It’s Boring How Basketball Just Goes Back And Forth
184
Comments
Samer Kalaf
November 2, 2020
Politics
The Fight Over The Future Of Work Starts With Prop 22
130
Comments
Patrick Redford
November 2, 2020
Politics
Here’s The Most Important Thing To Focus On Between Now And Election Day
131
Comments
Tom Ley
November 1, 2020
Politics
Donald Trump, On Californians Eating Spaghetti And Meat Sauce While Wearing A Face Mask: “It Looks Like You Got Into A Fight With Dana White, Where’s Dana, You Fought One Of Dana White, I Saw Dana White, Does Anyone Know Who Dana White Is?”
229
Comments
Lauren Theisen
October 28, 2020
Book Excerpts That Don't Suck
Before There Was Colin Kaepernick, There Was Toni Smith-Thompson
22
Comments
Jessica Luther and Kavitha A. Davidson
October 12, 2020
Politics
We’re On To Cincinnati
188
Comments
David Roth
October 12, 2020
Politics
Thank God I Stopped Gnawing On An Extension Cord Long Enough To Enjoy This Inspiring Message From Our President
182
Comments
Tom Ley
October 6, 2020
Politics
Who Is Donald Trump Waving At?
126
Comments
Albert Burneko
October 5, 2020
Sports Highlight Of The Day
The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is Donald Trump Being Driven Around Like A Virus-Ridden, Haunted-House Animatronic
136
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Giri Nathan
October 4, 2020
Politics
Think Of How Easy It Would’ve Been For Donald Trump To Not Catch The Coronavirus
304
Comments
David Roth
October 2, 2020
This Is So Stupid
Low TV Ratings For The Presidential Debate Prove That The American Public Has Been Turned Off By Politics
113
Comments
Samer Kalaf
October 2, 2020
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