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Oh My God, What A Chump

Donald Trump

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Donald Trump was golfing when news networks around the country finally, blessedly, called the 2020 presidential election for Joe Biden. That's great news for all of us, because it means we get to enjoy photos of Trump, all decked out in his big-boy golfing outfit, looking like the oldest, saddest, most pathetic chump that's ever existed.

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TOPSHOT - President Donald Trump returns to the White House from playing golf in Washington, DC on November 7, 2020, after Joe Biden was declared the winner of the 2020 presidential election. - Joyous celebrations erupted in Washington on Saturday after Joe Biden was declared winner of the US presidency, as several people poured into the streets of the US capital -- some of them chanting, cheering and singing in front of the White House. (Photo by ANDREW CABALLERO-REYNOLDS / AFP) (Photo by ANDREW CABALLERO-REYNOLDS/AFP via Getty Images)

It gets better! He then got had to get into his car and take a trip back to the White House as people on the streets of Washington, D.C. pointed and laughed at him.

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TOPSHOT - People make rude gestures towards President Donald Trump's motorcade as he returns to the White House after playing golf in Washington, DC on November 7, 2020, after Joe Biden was declared the winner of the 2020 presidential election. - Joyous celebrations erupted in Washington on Saturday after Joe Biden was declared winner of the US presidency, as several people poured into the streets of the US capital -- some of them chanting, cheering and singing in front of the White House. (Photo by MANDEL NGAN / AFP) (Photo by MANDEL NGAN/AFP via Getty Images)

One day you're the President of the United States, and the next you're just a morose old paw-paw sitting in the back seat of a car, watching a bunch of people cheer on your failure.

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US President Donald Trump watches from the motorcade as he returns to the White House in Washington, DC, after playing golf on November 7, 2020. - Joyous celebrations erupted in Washington on Saturday after Joe Biden was declared winner of the US presidency, as several people poured into the streets of the US capital -- some of them chanting, cheering and singing in front of the White House. (Photo by ALEX EDELMAN / AFP) (Photo by ALEX EDELMAN/AFP via Getty Images)

This country is not fixed, and won't be anytime soon, and there will be plenty to feel awful about in the coming days, months, and years. But for now, give yourself a moment to enjoy the fact that one of the worst people this place ever produced and empowered feels like absolute dog shit right now. I think that's nice.

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WASHINGTON, DC - NOVEMBER 07: People gather in Black Lives Matter Plaza near the White House as they celebrate after Democratic nominee Joe Biden was declared winner of the 2020 presidential election on November 7, 2020 in Washington, DC. As votes continue to be counted in the race against incumbent U.S. President Donald Trump, people have begun to congregate in cities across America after news outlets announced Joe Biden had reached the number of electoral votes needed to win the election. (Photo by Al Drago/Getty Images)

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