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Lauren Theisen

Aaron Rodgers #12 of the Green Bay Packers signals first down against the San Francisco 49ers

It Really Did Feel Nice To Watch Aaron Rodgers Destroy The Niners’ B-Team

Columnist. Author of many <a href="https://www.amazon.com/Drew-Magary/e/B001JS8R52/ref=dp_byline_cont_pop_book_1">fine works of literature</a>, including Point B. Handsomest man in the world.

Drew Magary

CHESTER, PA - SEPTEMBER 16: Children play flag football before the Aviva Premiership match between the Newcastle Falcons and the Saracens at Talen Energy Stadium on September 16, 2017 in Chester, Pennsylvania. (Photo by Patrick Smith/Getty Images)

Jamboroo

My Son Is A Football Player And Hates It

You’re Not Out-Tanking The Jets, You Dipshits

Barry Petchesky

EAST RUTHERFORD, NEW JERSEY - NOVEMBER 02: Head coach Joe Judge of the New York Giants reacts during the first half against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers at MetLife Stadium on November 02, 2020 in East Rutherford, New Jersey. (Photo by Sarah Stier/Getty Images)

What Is “Pass Interference,” Anyway?

Samer Kalaf

Was Tom Brady Crud Tonight?

Ray Ratto

SEATTLE, WASHINGTON - NOVEMBER 01: Quarterback Jimmy Garoppolo #10 of the San Francisco 49ers exits the field as they play the at the start of the fourth quarter of the game at CenturyLink Field on November 01, 2020 in Seattle, Washington. (Photo by Abbie Parr/Getty Images)

The 49ers Are Well And Truly Boned

Tom Ley

Marlon Humphrey Is Proof There’s No Good Reason To Trust The NFL’s COVID-19 Protocols

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Chris Thompson

Trent Brown of the Raiders chills on the sideline during a game against the Cardinals earlier this season.

Something Very Scary Is Happening With Trent Brown

CHICAGO, ILLINOIS - NOVEMBER 01: Head coach Matt Nagy talks with Javon Wims #83 of the Chicago Bears after he was disqualified from the game against the New Orleans Saints in the second half at Soldier Field on November 01, 2020 in Chicago, Illinois. (Photo by Quinn Harris/Getty Images)

The Saga Of Javon Wims’s Mouthguard

Dan McQuade was a founding member of Defector. He died in January 2026.

Dan McQuade

Bears Javon Wims punching C.J. Gardner-Johnson

Bears Receiver Javon Wims Just Started Punching A Guy

Kelsey McKinney

Colts player Nyheim Hines is caught suspended upside down during one of his touchdown celebration flips

Nyheim Hines Loves Flips

Tom Brady Thinks You’re Stupid

FOXBOROUGH, MASSACHUSETTS - OCTOBER 25:Cam Newton #1 of the New England Patriots looks on from the bench during the game against the San Francisco 49ers at Gillette Stadium on October 25, 2020 in Foxborough, Massachusetts. (Photo by Maddie Meyer/Getty Images)

It Shouldn’t Have To End This Way For Cam

Al Michaels And The Price Of Comfort

Giri Nathan

Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Tom Brady sticks his thumb up.

Tom Brady Shares A Vapid, Incorrect Message About COVID-19 And Suicide

LAS VEGAS, NEVADA - OCTOBER 25: Head coach Jon Gruden of the Las Vegas Raiders walks across the field before the game against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers at Allegiant Stadium on October 25, 2020 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Jamie Squire/Getty Images)

The Raiders’ Outlaw Pose Looks More Like A Tantrum

Punter Johnny Hekker of the Los Angeles Rams holds a football

Johnny Hekker Boomed The Bears Into Field-Position Hell

Chad Henne of the Kansas City Chiefs runs for a touchdown in the year 2020

Chad Henne Reminds Everyone That Kansas City Does Have A Backup QB, And It’s Chad Henne

Patrick Redford

Seattle Seahawks receiver D.K. Metcalf closes in on his prey.

D.K. Metcalf’s Lung-Busting Chasedown Of Budda Baker Was So Goddamn Cool

DeAndre Hopkins of the Arizona Cardinals stands with his helmet off.

Arizona Trump Supporters Accuse DeAndre Hopkins Of Being Cooler Than Previously Realized

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Diana Moskovitz

NFL player Antonio Brown in a New England Patriots uniform.

Antonio Brown Gets To Redeem Himself Because He Helps Your Team Win

Luis Paez-Pumar

Was Tom Brady Crud Today?

Todd Gurley II #21 of the Atlanta Falcons carries the ball after a reception against the Detroit Lions during the first half at Mercedes-Benz Stadium on October 25, 2020

Todd Gurley Didn’t Fall Down This Time, And It Cost The Falcons A Win

Quarterback Andy Dalton #14 of the Dallas Cowboys is hit and injured by Jon Bostic #53 of the Washington Football Team in the third quarter of the game at FedExField on October 25, 2020

Things Couldn’t Have Gone Much Worse For The Dallas Cowboys

Daniel Jones of the Giants wipes out at the end of a long run.

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