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University Of Michigan Ousts President After Oafish Flirtations With Subordinate Come To Light

January 16, 2022
NHL

After Review, Kodak Black Was Not Fucking In Front Of Everyone At A Florida Panthers Game

January 12, 2022
Arts And Culture

No Wonder Left In World Now That Mysterious Book Thief Has Been Arrested

January 6, 2022
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Local Politician Very Sorry For Trying To Pull Down Referee’s Pants

January 5, 2022
NBA

76ers New Metaverse Partner Somehow Getting Weirder

January 5, 2022
Year In Review

What Horrible Things Did We Do To Our Penises Last Year?

January 1, 2022
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The Wildwood Boardwalk T-Shirts Of 2021

December 31, 2021
Politics

Harry Reid Was A True Believer

December 29, 2021
Year In Review

What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year?

December 25, 2021
NBA

What The Hell Is This Company The 76ers Just Partnered With?

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Let Me Be A Ham Sniffer

December 21, 2021
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Can Andy Corren Do My Obit When The Time Comes?

December 16, 2021
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I Am Certain Amtrak’s New Vaccine Plan Will Go Great

December 14, 2021
Capital

Hockey Team And Mortgage Company Partner Up To Humiliate Local Teachers

December 13, 2021
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Lynlee Renick Found Guilty In Snake King Murder Trial

December 10, 2021
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We Must Salute The Guy Who Drove An F-35 Straight Into The Ocean

December 1, 2021
NBA

Could My Entire Family Fit Inside Kyle Kuzma’s Large Pink Sweater With Enough Room Left Over For Rations To Survive The Winter? An Investigation

November 23, 2021
NBA

Puddle Of Puke On Sacramento Kings’ Home Court Somehow Not A Metaphor

November 21, 2021
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Prosecutors Got One Conviction In A Snake King’s Murder, And Now They Are Going After Another

November 17, 2021
Media Meltdowns

Papa John: “That’s Moses Getting Circumcised”

November 3, 2021
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The Case Of “Pole Assassin” And The Monkey-Child Halloween Incident

November 2, 2021
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Death Of A Snake Salesman

September 28, 2021
Defector Up All Night

Train Defeats Bike In Non-Conference Matchup

September 21, 2021
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Urban Meyer’s House Is Freaking Me Out, Man

September 17, 2021
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American Flag Finally Put To Good Use At Sporting Event

September 12, 2021
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