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Under The Influence
My Favorite Influencer Is In Her 60s
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Alex Sujong Laughlin
November 4, 2024
Elder Wisdom
Bring Back Weird Halloween Candies
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Albert Burneko
November 1, 2024
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Risk Week
If You Must Gamble, Gamble In Person, Like An Adult
164
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Ray Ratto
October 21, 2024
Elder Wisdom
Point/Counterpoint: Friday Night Playoff Games
175
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Barry Petchesky
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Albert Burneko
October 18, 2024
Elder Wisdom
When The Toilet Rings, You Must Answer The Call
133
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Albert Burneko
September 24, 2024
Chefector
Before Tomato Time Comes Tomato Fever
87
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Chris Thompson
July 3, 2024
Elder Wisdom
IT’S SUMMERTIME, MOTHERFUCKERS
316
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Drew Magary
June 13, 2024
Elder Wisdom
How To Make (Or Possibly Not To Make) A Vegetable Garden
80
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Chris Thompson
May 17, 2024
Elder Wisdom
RIP RFK Stadium, Where A Dirtball Came Of Age
185
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Dave McKenna
May 8, 2024
Elder Wisdom
To My Daughter, The Graduate: This Is All Your Fault
266
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Drew Magary
May 2, 2024
The Great Outdoors
The Sublime Clarity Of Goo
95
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Stephen Lurie
April 12, 2024
Elder Wisdom
These Dad Shoes Are Made For Workin’
327
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Drew Magary
April 12, 2024
Elder Wisdom
Defunct Is Still Undefeated
147
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Ray Ratto
April 3, 2024
Food
Raisin Bran Crunch Is The GOAT Cereal
426
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Drew Magary
March 6, 2024
Elder Wisdom
Ballet Brought Me Back To My Body
43
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Soraya Roberts
January 26, 2024
Elder Wisdom
Here Is The New Rule About Storming The Court
155
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Tom Ley
January 22, 2024
High School Sports
Be True To Your Shitty School
143
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Dave McKenna
November 8, 2023
Music
You Too Can Score Cheap On The Open Market For Dead People’s (Hammond) Organs
92
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Dave McKenna
October 22, 2023
Life Lessons
Reflections From An Aging Roller Coaster Fanatic
224
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Luis Paez-Pumar
September 8, 2023
Elder Wisdom
My Dumb Little Book
134
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David Roth
August 26, 2023
NBA
Jimmy Butler Is A Good College Player In Reverse
113
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Charles P. Pierce
May 21, 2023
Elder Wisdom
Happiness Is Fixing A Guitar
117
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Dave McKenna
May 11, 2023
Elder Wisdom
I Am Now “Is This A Heart Attack?” Years Old
288
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Drew Magary
May 11, 2023
Elder Wisdom
Getting Old Is Rude But It Beats The Alternative
184
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Ray Ratto
May 9, 2023
Life Lessons
Requiem For An Overweight
151
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Dave McKenna
May 4, 2023
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